{"id":116,"date":"2011-08-24T16:45:09","date_gmt":"2011-08-24T20:45:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/godscomic\/?p=116"},"modified":"2011-08-24T16:45:09","modified_gmt":"2011-08-24T20:45:09","slug":"1st-one-out-of-the-womb-wins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/godscomic\/2011\/08\/1st-one-out-of-the-womb-wins.html","title":{"rendered":"1st one out of the womb wins!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In order to be a warrior in the battle for culture it is crucial that we begin to pick apart the pseudo-philosophies of the relativist not only so as to stand firm in our convictions but also to have the pleasure of seeing how stupid and vacuous what passes for enlightenment actually is. We start by taking bullet points and responding with reason not emotion. Get in this habit and you\u2019ll do much to expose the evil that is relativism. Example;<br \/>\nLets start with some basic sound bite philosophy of the left and see how it holds up shall we?<br \/>\nHere\u2019s a classic,<br \/>\n\u201cNobody has the right to tell a woman what to do with her body.\u201d<br \/>\nMost people stop there. I mean how can you argue such depth right?<br \/>\nThe idiocy of the statement that the PCeople stand on assumes that this concept is self-evident. Who am I to tell you what is \u201cright\u201d for your body?<br \/>\nThis somehow tries to separate our biological mechanics from our behavioral choices, as though your body is separate from your intentions.<br \/>\nIronically the idea of limiting what your body is allowed to do is the basis for virtually EVERY law we have! Lets play this out in real time shall we?<br \/>\nNext time your speeding and get pulled over try this. First, call the cop an intolerant bigot for stopping you. Then say, \u201c how dare you tell my body how fast it can travel in a vehicle? Who are you to dictate to me the velocity my body chooses to move?\u201d<br \/>\nWhen you get out of jail tell me how well that worked out for ya promise?<br \/>\nDon\u2019t pay for groceries anymore either. Just take what you want and leave, when the store complains tell them they have no right refusing your body from sustenance.<br \/>\nOf course left-thought would counter that you are infringing on someone else\u2019s body by taking what was rightfully theirs first. But whose body takes precedent and whose body makes the rules?<br \/>\nOf course anyone with a brain knows this isn\u2019t accurate anyways since what you do with your body ends when it begins to affect my body; for example when my body decides to kill your body we usually rule that out as an acceptable body choice.<br \/>\nNext time you run into a relativist ask them by what philosophical grounds they use to tell me that if my body chooses to kill yours, I shouldn\u2019t. They will reply it\u2019s because what you do with your body is your choice until it harms or affects others bodies in a detrimental way.<br \/>\nAt this point start your sly grin or in my case a smirk and then ask them when it was they became pro-life?<br \/>\nI live in a country whose intellectual \u201celite\u201d argue for the right of a women\u2019s body to kill another woman\u2019s body as long as that other woman\u2019s body is safely contained inside the aforementioned woman\u2019s body.<br \/>\nApparently first one out of the womb wins. The fact that we have in-vitro surgery for babies woman want, and yet at anytime this same woman can destroy this same child simply by changing her perception of it so as to change its name from child to choice is the single most evil law the United States has ever thought of conceiving.<br \/>\nSlavery is a close second of course yet that horrific chapter in our country at least allowed for most of them to live. This is the grand irony amongst the African-American culture. Talk about legal lynching. The amounts of black babies aborted in this country yearly alone outweigh every lynched black American in the Jim Crowe era.<br \/>\nLastly if you have numbed your conscience to such a degree as to look away during this genocide at least have the dignity of not calling yourself a Christian. Also at the judgment seat please do me the honor of standing as far from me as possible. I\u2019m barely getting in myself the last thing I need is getting hit with a few lightening bolts of collateral damage. But hey look at the bright side, at least in Hell you will hae the satisfaction of knowing it was your \u201cchoice\u201d. \u2026..P.S. (I eagerly anticipate the PCeople who will comment on this post, wrapping it around the idea that it is \u201cinappropriate\u201d and hateful. I give my fans a headsup to watch the censorship of politically correct people in action. 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