{"id":821,"date":"2009-12-21T05:00:47","date_gmt":"2009-12-21T05:00:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/freshliving\/2009\/12\/fresh-morning-not-in-a-morning-mood.html"},"modified":"2009-12-21T05:00:47","modified_gmt":"2009-12-21T05:00:47","slug":"fresh-morning-not-in-a-morning-mood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/freshliving\/2009\/12\/fresh-morning-not-in-a-morning-mood.html","title":{"rendered":"Fresh Morning: Not in a Morning Mood"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Just in case you’re like me and just not in the mood for Monday, much less Monday morning, a little cynical fun to start your day:<\/p>\n

“I
\nhave a “carpe diem” mug and, truthfully, at six in the morning the
\nwords do not make me want to seize the day.  They make me want to slap
\na dead poet.”  ~Joanne Sherman<\/p>\n

Need more morning inspiration?  Read our entire Fresh Morning collection!<\/strong><\/font><\/a><\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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