{"id":362,"date":"2009-04-27T15:30:27","date_gmt":"2009-04-27T15:30:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/freshliving\/2009\/04\/the-most-sublime-swine.html"},"modified":"2009-04-27T15:30:27","modified_gmt":"2009-04-27T15:30:27","slug":"the-most-sublime-swine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/freshliving\/2009\/04\/the-most-sublime-swine.html","title":{"rendered":"Pigs That Won&#8217;t Give You the Flu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The news of the Swine Flu outbreak is scary stuff. Especially since it&#8217;s not yet contained or fully known or tracked down yet. Yikes. Add it to the list of worries. Sigh.<\/p>\n<p>On a much lighter and somewhat related note,&nbsp;we at Fresh Living were concerned that &#8220;swine flu&#8221; could instantly contaminate the image and reputation of one of our most beloved creatures&#8211;pigs! <\/p>\n<p>I started obsessively collecting pigs as a kid&#8211;stuffed animals, banks, books, and on. And I haven&#8217;t&nbsp;had a nibble of my smart, happy brethren since 1989.&nbsp;The flu is&nbsp;not their fault. They don&#8217;t put themselves in close-quartered cages. If left to their own, happy devices, they&#8217;d be as lively and free as our favorite pigs in pop culture. Herewith, as a reminder, the most sublime swine (not in order) who will not give us the flu:<\/p>\n<p>\n<span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"mt-image-left\" height=\"100\" alt=\"terrificpig.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/84\/import\/terrificpig.jpg\" width=\"100\" \/><\/span>1) <strong>Wilbur.<\/strong> Some pig, indeed. Wilbur and his BFF Charlotte opened&nbsp;the world to the pleasures and intelligence of our pink, oinking friends. I watched, I read,&nbsp;I sobbed, I loved.&nbsp;And probably so did you.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n<span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"mt-image-left\" height=\"136\" alt=\"miss_piggy2.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/84\/import\/miss_piggy2.jpg\" width=\"100\" \/><\/span>2) <a href=\"http:\/\/www.misspiggyfans.com\/Quotes\/\"><strong>Miss Piggy<\/strong><\/a><strong>.<\/strong> &#8220;Hiiiyah!&#8221; I had a poster of her saying that in a lavender-belted karate outfit on my wall. She was the ultimate strong (if a tad overbearing)&nbsp;woman. And would not tolerate&#8211;ever&#8211;being called a pig. In The Muppet Movie in the (ok, my) top 10 greatest films ever made, she is at her actressy, coquettish, bundle-of-womanly-contradictions best. Some fave&nbsp;Piggy quotes: &#8220;Never wash your hair with anything you&#8217;d hesitate to eat or drink,&#8221; &nbsp;&#8220;You have to be going to a pretty awful place if getting there is half the fun,&#8221; and &#8220;Moi speaks body language fluently, although with a slight French accent.&#8221;&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n<span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"mt-image-left\" height=\"125\" alt=\"piglet.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/84\/import\/piglet.jpg\" width=\"89\" \/><\/span>3) <strong>Piglet.<\/strong> My memory is scraping for factoids about this A.A. Milne cutie. But I&#8217;ll let him speak for himself:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;When you wake up in the morning, Pooh,&#8221; said Piglet at last, &#8220;what&#8217;s the first thing you say to yourself?&#8221;<br \/>&#8220;What&#8217;s for breakfast?&#8221; said Pooh. &#8220;What do you say, Piglet?&#8221;<br \/>&#8220;I say, I wonder what&#8217;s going to happen exciting today?&#8221; said Piglet.&nbsp;<br \/>Pooh nodded thoughtfully.<br \/>&#8220;It&#8217;s the same thing,&#8221; he said.<\/p>\n<p>Oh and&#8230;.<br \/>&#8220;Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind. <br \/>&#8216;Pooh!&#8217; he whispered. <br \/>&#8216;Yes, Piglet?&#8217; <br \/>&#8216;Nothing,&#8217; said Piglet, taking Pooh&#8217;s paw. &#8216;I just wanted to be sure of you.'&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\n<span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"mt-image-left\" height=\"176\" alt=\"Babe_ver1.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/84\/import\/Babe_ver1.jpg\" width=\"110\" \/><\/span>4) <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Babe_%28film%29\">Babe<\/a>.<\/strong>&nbsp;A pig raised&nbsp;among sheep teaches us about fitting in, being yourself, and kindness. His&nbsp;sheepdog &#8220;mom&#8221; Fly was impressed by his herding: <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<font face=\"Helvetica\"><strong>Fly:<\/strong> All right, how did you do it?<br \/><strong>Babe:<\/strong> I asked them and they did it. I just asked them nicely.<br \/><strong>Fly:<\/strong> We don&#8217;t ask sheep, dear; we tell them what to do.<br \/><strong>Babe:<\/strong> But I did, Mom. They were really friendly.&#8221; <\/font><\/p>\n<p>As Farmer Hoggett said: &#8220;That&#8217;ll do pig, that&#8217;ll do.&#8221;&nbsp; <\/p>\n<p>\n<span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"mt-image-left\" height=\"150\" alt=\"tootpuddle.gif\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/84\/import\/tootpuddle.gif\" width=\"150\" \/><\/span>5) <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Toot-Puddle-Holly-Hobbie\/dp\/0316365521\"><strong>Toot and Puddle.<\/strong><\/a> The Bert and Ernie of the children&#8217;s picture book world offer the lesson we can all benefit from&#8211;how to be together and how to be apart. Toot is a wild adventurer who loves to travel the globe. Puddle is the mellow homebody who loves hearing about Toot&#8217;s travels without having to go on any. But they have the most amazingly balanced, sweet relationship this side of <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Frog_and_Toad\">Frog and Toad.<\/a> I have the stuffed animal versions of them and took Toot to every chemo treatment I had. <\/p>\n<p>\n<span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"mt-image-left\" height=\"178\" alt=\"Olivia-Cartoonx.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/84\/import\/Olivia-Cartoonx.jpg\" width=\"100\" \/><\/span>6) <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oliviathepiglet.com\/\"><strong>Olivia<\/strong><\/a><strong>.<\/strong> This girly piggila is 6 \u00be-years-old&nbsp;and has sold more than 1 million books and even had her own&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.usps.com\/communications\/news\/stamps\/2006\/sr06_002.htm\">USPS stamp<\/a>&nbsp;(and so has Wilbur). Her (mis)adventures encourage kids to stay positive and reach for their dreams. And she just got her own <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/life\/television\/news\/2009-01-26-olivia_N.htm\">Nickelodeon series<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>And <a href=\"http:\/\/collectingtokens.wordpress.com\/2007\/02\/18\/oink\/\">here<\/a> are some other nods to <a href=\"http:\/\/collectingtokens.wordpress.com\/2007\/02\/18\/oink\/\">happy pig appearances<\/a>&#8211;including the Kids in the Hall Flying Pig video. And <a href=\"http:\/\/www.geocities.com\/Heartland\/Acres\/6329\/pigquotes.html\">here<\/a> are more <a href=\"http:\/\/www.geocities.com\/Heartland\/Acres\/6329\/pigquotes.html\">great pig quotes<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Did I miss anyone?<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The news of the Swine Flu outbreak is scary stuff. Especially since it&#8217;s not yet contained or fully known or tracked down yet. Yikes. Add it to the list of worries. Sigh. 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