{"id":1542,"date":"2011-10-14T10:54:31","date_gmt":"2011-10-14T14:54:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/flunkingsainthood\/?p=1542"},"modified":"2011-10-13T19:55:21","modified_gmt":"2011-10-13T23:55:21","slug":"flunking-sainthood-now-available","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/flunkingsainthood\/2011\/10\/flunking-sainthood-now-available.html","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Flunking Sainthood&#8221; Now Available"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/flunkingsainthood\/files\/2011\/10\/Flunking-Sainthood-jpeg.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-1544\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/83\/2011\/10\/Flunking-Sainthood-jpeg-201x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"201\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a>I never thought I would write a memoir, and still maintain that no one ever should. There are far too many memoirs published already. But &#8230; well, there it is. I wrote one, and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Flunking-Sainthood-Breaking-Forgetting-Neighbor\/dp\/1557256608\/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1318549588&amp;sr=8-1\">it&#8217;s out this week<\/a>. I hope it is funny, and insightful, and honest, and all the things I look for from the authors I admire. You be the judge, and let me know.<\/p>\n<p>The book is the product of my failures at twelve different spiritual practices, including mindfulness (what does that even <em>mean<\/em>, anyway?), fixed-hour prayer, fasting, an Orthodox Jewish Sabbath, financial generosity, and others. If you&#8217;ve ever felt like you are flunking sainthood &#8212; that you think you might love God but don&#8217;t quite measure up to the standards you set for yourself &#8212; then we are probably kindred spirits.<\/p>\n<p>The book was featured in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/news\/religion\/story\/2011-10-12\/god-allah-joke-comedian\/50746216\/1\">a lovely story in USA Today<\/a> yesterday about religion and humor. The underlying question is always: Can God take a joke?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m counting on it.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll post some over the coming weeks about book events, but I don&#8217;t want my blog to devolve into being about me, me, me. I hate that. So here&#8217;s a working schedule of the next few weeks:<!--more--><\/p>\n<ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Saturday, October 22:<\/strong> Books by the Banks Festival, 10:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. at the Duke Energy Center in Cincinnati, Ohio<\/li>\n<li><strong>Saturday, October 29:<\/strong> 11:00 a.m.-12:00 p.m. Reading and signing at Innkeeper\u2019s coffeehouse in Galesburg, Illinois<\/li>\n<li><strong>Wednesday, November 2:<\/strong> Reading and signing at Benchmark Books in Salt Lake City, Utah @ 5:30 p.m.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Sunday, November 6:<\/strong> Reading and signing at Church of the Redeemer in Cincinnati @ 11:15 a.m. (All Saints Sunday!)<\/li>\n<li><strong>Friday, November 11:<\/strong> Reading and signing at the Diocesan convention in Dayton, Ohio, 11 a.m. to 1 p.m.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I love to meet readers, so if you&#8217;ll be around at one of these events, be sure to say hello and tell me how you flunk sainthood.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I never thought I would write a memoir, and still maintain that no one ever should. 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