{"id":115,"date":"2010-12-17T11:13:55","date_gmt":"2010-12-17T11:13:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/flunkingsainthood\/2010\/12\/invisible-walls-this-week-in-the-twible-nehemiah-7-13.html"},"modified":"2010-12-17T11:13:55","modified_gmt":"2010-12-17T11:13:55","slug":"invisible-walls-this-week-in-the-twible-nehemiah-7-13","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/flunkingsainthood\/2010\/12\/invisible-walls-this-week-in-the-twible-nehemiah-7-13.html","title":{"rendered":"Invisible Walls: This Week in the Twible, Nehemiah 7-13"},"content":{"rendered":"<\/p>\n

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So it turns out the reconstructing a community is a lot more work than reconstructing a temple. Stones are more flexible than people. Did we know this?<\/p>\n

While the first half of the Book of Nehemiah<\/a> was taken up with describing the building project that reconstructed the perimeter of Jerusalem, the second half (8-13) explores the rebuilding of the Jewish community.<\/p>\n

That project required its own kind of walls. No foreigners, no idols, no Sabbath-breaking. The returnees wanted to make absolutely sure that their community would be pure so they could avoid repeating the mistakes of the past.<\/p>\n

As we’ll see when we get to the prophets, though, it’s not quite that simple . . . .\n<\/p>\n


\nSat 12\/11<\/p>\n

\n#Twible Neh 7: Walls are finished in just 52 days! Nehemiah & Co. get A+ rating on Angie’s List for stonemasonry. (Sermons cost extra.)<\/p>\n

Sun 12\/12
\n#Twible Neh 8: Governor Neh has Ezra the priest read the law out loud to the people, who burst into tears. Torah has that effect sometimes.<\/p>\n

Mon 12\/13
\n#Twible Neh 9: Day of national confession. People repent for idol worship, blasphemy, killing prophets, & listening to Lady Gaga on iPods.<\/p>\n

Tues 12\/14
\n#Twible Neh 10: People take remedial Covenant 101 course b\/c they flunked the 1st 22,000 times. Keep law; don’t forget G. How hard is that?<\/p>\n

Wed 12\/15
\n#Twible Neh 11: Lottery for “town mouse, country mouse.” Only 10% of people get to live in Jerusalem. Other 90% pull rural duty & bad teeth.<\/p>\n

Thurs 12\/16
\n#Twible Neh 12: Heyheyhey, Part-ay! People play Twister on new walls at dedication celebration. Watch where you step at Dung Gate, though.<\/p>\n

Fri 12\/17
\n#Twible Neh 13: FYI, city gates’ll be closed from sundown Fri — sundown Sat. In case you were planning to sell fish or wine then…just DON’T.<\/p>\n

Tune in to Flunking Sainthood<\/a> every Friday for weekly Twible<\/a> commentary.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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