{"id":871,"date":"2011-12-11T14:36:09","date_gmt":"2011-12-11T14:36:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/fellowshipofsaintsandsinners\/?p=871"},"modified":"2011-12-11T14:39:39","modified_gmt":"2011-12-11T14:39:39","slug":"a-sabbath-from-seriousness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/fellowshipofsaintsandsinners\/2011\/12\/a-sabbath-from-seriousness.html","title":{"rendered":"A Sabbath from Seriousness"},"content":{"rendered":"

The following religion-related typos on the final exam papers that my husband is currently grading made me chuckle. \u00a0Here they are for your edification, accompanied by our editorial remarks:<\/p>\n

“Jesus made the long walk to Calgary.” \u00a0(Did he cross the Polar Ice Cap to reach it?)<\/em><\/p>\n

“The religion of Islam has several different types of Muslin within it.” (So apparently one-quarter of the world’s population is a kind of fabric?)<\/em><\/p>\n

“Moses, under the direction of YHWH, takes the Hebrews into the dessert for forty years until they emerge to see the promised land of Canaan.” \u00a0(That’s what I call a a serious sweet tooth.)<\/em><\/p>\n

“Another difference in Christianity is their belief in the ‘Hole Trinity.'” \u00a0(So Father, Son and Holy Spirit are not “three-in-one” but rather “three-in-a-hole.” \u00a0There’s some theological potential in the metaphor, yes?)<\/em><\/p>\n

“Those who believed in [Jesus’] teachings, and that he was the messier, the Son of God.” \u00a0(The more I think about it, a God-in-the-flesh Messiah has to be a bit, well, “messier” than God the Father or God the Spirit, don’t you think?)<\/em><\/p>\n

“What is interesting about the monotheism in Judaism is that they have a special convent with God.” \u00a0(A convent…really?)<\/em><\/p>\n

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