{"id":5262,"date":"2014-08-06T14:25:16","date_gmt":"2014-08-06T14:25:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/fellowshipofsaintsandsinners\/?p=5262"},"modified":"2014-08-06T18:26:29","modified_gmt":"2014-08-06T18:26:29","slug":"bobblehead-jesus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/fellowshipofsaintsandsinners\/2014\/08\/bobblehead-jesus.html","title":{"rendered":"Bobblehead Jesus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Bobblehead Jesus I got as a stocking stuffer this past Christmas, and which now accompanies me every time I drive somewhere, inspired this morning&#8217;s poem:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Plastic imitation<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">cheap meditation<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">jumping<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">spinning<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">dancing<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">to your every thought<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">as you weave through traffic<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">mini miracle maker<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">whirling dervish<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">dashboard Jesus<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">in your car, on your heart<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">can do a jig for<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">every broken string of hopes<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">a little god can make for you<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">at least a laugh at every turn<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">as toga-wearing, made-in-China<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">krishna-hands-extending<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">flop jock Jesus<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">bears the burdens of<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">comings and goings with<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">the frenzied calm of an<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">enlightened guru<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">who loves to twist and shake<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">expressionless until<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">your heart<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">feels strangely<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">warmed and<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">you&#8217;re home.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Bobblehead Jesus I got as a stocking stuffer this past Christmas, and which now accompanies me every time I drive somewhere, inspired this morning&#8217;s poem: Plastic imitation cheap meditation jumping spinning dancing to your every thought as you weave through traffic mini miracle maker whirling dervish dashboard Jesus in your car, on your heart&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":461,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43,25,1009],"tags":[2220,2222,2221,211,2223,2219],"class_list":["post-5262","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-jesus","category-kingdom-of-god-2","tag-bobblehead-jesus","tag-christian-poetry","tag-christology","tag-kingdom-of-god","tag-personal-relationship-with-jesus","tag-plastic-jesus"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v23.9 - 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