{"id":1718,"date":"2012-04-12T11:17:44","date_gmt":"2012-04-12T11:17:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/fellowshipofsaintsandsinners\/?p=1718"},"modified":"2018-07-20T20:31:44","modified_gmt":"2018-07-20T20:31:44","slug":"free-pizza-free-eternal-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/fellowshipofsaintsandsinners\/2012\/04\/free-pizza-free-eternal-life.html","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Free Pizza, Free Eternal Life&#8221; and &#8220;God&#8217;s Quarterback&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Free Pizza, Free Eternal Life!&#8221; \u00a0That was the advertisement one of the campus groups at the university where my husband teaches put out the other day.\u00a0I guess if you&#8217;re really hungry and really love cheap pizza, you&#8217;ll take the &#8220;free eternal life&#8221; as a throw-in- even if it comes with a short spiel about &#8220;The Four Spiritual Laws.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s funny to think about all of the associations we can make in an effort to sell Christianity. \u00a0These days sports and Christianity are a big sell. \u00a0Take Tim Tebow&#8217;s Easter appearance the other day when 15,000 people showed up. \u00a0(Those Texans like things big, don&#8217;t they?) Or, Bubba Watson&#8217;s testimony of faith following his dramatic victory at the Masters.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8221;ve got to hand it to Tebow and Bubba, too. \u00a0Their willingness to talk about their faith in the public sphere takes guts. \u00a0Let&#8217;s just say I&#8217;m a fan.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s the rest of us Christians and leaders in the church I&#8217;m inclined to poke fun at. \u00a0Because while, for example, Tebow and Easter may be a subtler association than free pizza and free eternal life, they still spell \u00a0&#8220;gimmick.&#8221; \u00a0They are still an example of how we in the church get stuck in applying slick \u00a0advertising approaches to evangelism.\u00a0We can tend to make our Christian celebrities into &#8220;fields of dreams&#8221;: if we just &#8220;build it&#8221; (or invite the latest billboard for Christianity) &#8220;they&#8221; (the crowds that need to be evangelized and see how cool we and Jesus are) &#8220;will come.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>If you didn&#8217;t catch Colbert&#8217;s Easter routine, which features some all-in-good-fun pokes at pastor Jim Champion, who invited Tebow to speak at his megachurch, here it is. \u00a0Hats off to all my Australian friends for your work to save the &#8220;Easter bilby,&#8221; 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