{"id":80,"date":"2011-02-09T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-02-09T05:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/fearofwhales\/2011\/02\/zombie-christians.html"},"modified":"2011-06-11T19:10:35","modified_gmt":"2011-06-11T23:10:35","slug":"zombie-christians","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/fearofwhales\/2011\/02\/zombie-christians.html","title":{"rendered":"Zombie Christians"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Johnathan Coulton sings a song about a polite Zombie. The chorus goes<\/p>\n

All we want to do is eat your brains,<\/em>
\nWe’re not unreasonable, I mean noone’s gonna eat your eyes!
\n<\/em>All We Want to do is eat your brains
\nWe’re at an impasse here, Maybe we should compromise…<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Something about that song reminds me of several Christians I know. They have good hearts, these Christians, they try to be polite, and kind, but at the end of the day, they want to eat your brains so you’ll be just like them.
\nLike Zombies, many Christians make no use of their rational faculties, and they don’t want you to either. because thinking, in their mind, is bad.<\/p>\n

I think this phenomenon has to be related to the classic “Faith vs Reason” or “Science vs Religion” problem but it goes much deeper than that. I certainty won’t be the first or last blogger to insist that Faith is compatible with Reason, and that Science is harmonious with Christianity when both are rightly considered. But I may be the first one to point out that that fake debate has resulted in what amounts to a rampant anti-intellectualism in the modern church.
\nSo we say things like “Science and religion are not incompatible, and besides scientists make mistakes” or “Philosophy, means ‘love of knowledge’ but I love Jesus instead” or ” Why are you trying to rationalize God? Don’t you know he is beyond our understanding that’s what faith is for, It’s better than reason”
\n\"\"<\/a>
\nAnd it’s not just science and reason anymore! It’s gotten to the point when anytime I say anything “smart” about math, history, or even theology I’m met with rolling eyes and reminded<\/em> that “God chose the foolish things of the world to shame the wise” and that “Knowledge puffs up” Never mind that that first passage refers to the scandal of the cross, and the second, to food sacrificed to idols! Forget about the fact that there is a running Pauline narrative here that comes in the form of a logical argument. Totally ignore anything that would indicate there might possibly be a cultural backdrop to this text. We’re too busy having “faith like a child” to worry about that stuff.<\/p>\n

The problem is that what you call faith like a child is what I call faith like a zombie.<\/p>\n

Children aren’t stupid, they aren’t anti-intellectual, and they aren’t judgmental. They’re “uninformed” certainty. but I’m pretty sure that’s not what Jesus meant when he asked us to come to him like little children.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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