But before I said anything, our administrator answered the question seriously (administrators are good for that).<\/p>\n
“Well it seems, that our camp liaison has changed from the one we’ve been working with in years past, and we learned from this new liaison that the previous one had given us a sort of bonus package and included the pool and the inflatables for free, but since we did not order that, this time we won’t have access this year. Nonetheless we’re hoping that as we continue to develop a relationship that possibility will be reopened to us”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
The staff response was as unanimous as it was instantaneous<\/p>\n
“so… Sharks?”<\/p>\n
“We’ll say sharks”<\/p>\n
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<\/a>…What? The sharks popped the inflatables? That makes no sense!… I mean I can understand them infesting the pool I guess…<\/p>\n