{"id":1115,"date":"2013-01-10T05:10:00","date_gmt":"2013-01-10T11:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/fearofwhales\/?p=1115"},"modified":"2013-01-09T05:11:56","modified_gmt":"2013-01-09T11:11:56","slug":"han-shot-first-a-meditation-on-relativism-and-why-its-dumb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/fearofwhales\/2013\/01\/han-shot-first-a-meditation-on-relativism-and-why-its-dumb.html","title":{"rendered":"Han Shot First (A Meditation on Relativism, And Why It’s Dumb)"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Han<\/a>I will not be the first Christian to write a blog that 6 people ever will read refuting relativism. I won\u2019t be the last. I\u2019m not the smartest, and despite my ambition for uniqueness, my article will not break any new barriers in the field of epistemology. It is, according to all formal logical tests, inferior to standing refutations of relativism that already exist. But maybe, possibly, it just might, be a little bit more fun. And hopefully more in keeping with a postmodern relativistic mindset. <\/p>\n

Let\u2019s Define Terms:<\/u>
Relativism: The belief that everything is relative, nothing is absolute, and if you think something is true it\u2019s true for you.
Moral Relativism: The belief that morality is subjective, but other things could be objective (like science, maybe)
Objectivism: The alternative to relativism. The belief that absolute truth exists whether or not we know it.
Modernism: A philosophical system of beliefs and practices characterized by enlightenment ideas esp. the search for truth through logic and reason
Postmodernism: A new set of loosely connected beliefs mostly characterized by a disappointment in modernism for failing to make good on what it promised <\/p>\n

All of these terms are a bit wibbily wobbily. But for the sake of discussion, let\u2019s suppose that these simple definitions are the end of it. <\/p>\n

You can see how modernism goes hand in hand with objectivism. Postmodernism opposed modernism and it\u2019s ilk and so tends to gravitate towards relativism, which drives modernists crazy as they are convinced it will lead straight to the denial of all sorts  of important things. <\/p>\n

Considering this, it is typical for a objectivist to ask an obvious question such as \u201cdo you exist\u201d or \u201care circles circular\u201d about which virtually everyone agrees, and try tog et the relativist to admit that this is absolutely true not just true to them. It\u2019s no fair and not any fun. <\/p>\n

So instead I ask this question. in the movie Star Wars when Greedo attempted to capture Han Solo resulting in shots fired at the Mos Eisley Cantina. Who shot first? Was it Han or Greedo?<\/strong> <\/p>\n

The answer depends. In the original theatrical release, Han shot first. But in the Special Edition and subsequent versions, Greedo shot first, and CG was used to make Han awkwardly \u201chead dodge\u201d and then fire back. Thus characterizing him as less a ruthless scoundrel, and more of a loveable friend for a young audience. <\/p>\n

The relativist has some ground here. The answer you give will depend on when you were born, what version you saw first and what is and is not \u201ccannon\u201d in your personal opinion<\/p>\n

The objectivist is on more shaky ground. It\u2019s worth noting that an objectivist need not be an objectivist about everything, anyone who believes in any absolute truth is an objectivist. But if he is to be a MosEislian Objectivist he has an obligation now to find some absolute authority on which version is correct. <\/p>\n

Often a dispute about a text will be settled by \u201cauthorial intent\u201d but since the author of both versions is the same man (George Lucas) it does little to help us. We must determine whether 70s or 90s Lucas is the real authoritative Lucas. <\/p>\n

\u2026Or do we. <\/p>\n

I mean must we be so modernist about this whole thing? <\/p>\n

I for one believe Han shot first because it is right and good and true for Han to shoot first. It makes him cooler, it makes his character arc more profound, and it furnishes in us the appropriate doubt at the climax about whether or not he will do the right thing. <\/p>\n

The Firstitude of Han\u2019s shot outranks Lucas, it transcends authorial intent. Before Star Wars was even filmed, Han was shooting first. Because it is an objective moral reality that he should.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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