{"id":750,"date":"2010-11-02T11:24:29","date_gmt":"2010-11-02T11:24:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/drnorrischumleysatisfiedlife\/2010\/11\/election-buffet.html"},"modified":"2010-11-02T11:24:29","modified_gmt":"2010-11-02T11:24:29","slug":"election-buffet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/drnorrischumleysatisfiedlife\/2010\/11\/election-buffet.html","title":{"rendered":"Election Buffet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Baffled and bandied about by elections?&nbsp; Try my &#8220;Election Selection Buffet!&#8221;&nbsp; Here&#8217;s a menu for you:<\/p>\n<p>Republican Stew<br \/>Democratic Roast<br \/>Candidate Candied Dates<br \/>Puffed Pundits<br \/>Stuffed Budgets<br \/>Liberal Sauce<br \/>Conservative Preservatives<br \/>Strong Sobering Coffee<br \/>TEA and sympathy<\/p>\n<p>Americans, BE SURE TO VOTE TODAY!<br \/>If you don&#8217;t live in the U.S. &#8211; Please join me in praying for the world.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Baffled and bandied about by elections?&nbsp; Try my &#8220;Election Selection Buffet!&#8221;&nbsp; Here&#8217;s a menu for you: Republican StewDemocratic RoastCandidate Candied DatesPuffed PunditsStuffed BudgetsLiberal SauceConservative PreservativesStrong Sobering CoffeeTEA and sympathy Americans, BE SURE TO VOTE TODAY!If you don&#8217;t live in the U.S. &#8211; Please join me in praying for the world.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":171,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-750","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v23.9 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Election Buffet - Dr. Norris J. 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