{"id":419,"date":"2009-12-14T09:50:21","date_gmt":"2009-12-14T09:50:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/drnorrischumleysatisfiedlife\/2009\/12\/eat-the-christmas-tree.html"},"modified":"2009-12-14T09:50:21","modified_gmt":"2009-12-14T09:50:21","slug":"eat-the-christmas-tree","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/drnorrischumleysatisfiedlife\/2009\/12\/eat-the-christmas-tree.html","title":{"rendered":"Eat the Christmas Tree"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We went to a Christmas tree farm way out in the country this weekend, hiked up the side of a mountain, trudged through snow drifts, got wet socks, argued about which tree was best, and finally came to a resolution and started cutting.<\/p>\n<p>Through the snowy roads with sleet falling the tree rode atop our car back home, miles and miles away.&nbsp; We were concerned that it wasn&#8217;t being watered for a long time, but the freezing rain took care of that.&nbsp; I felt a bit sad that we had cut down a little tree effectively ending its life.<\/p>\n<p>In the house, past the furniture, needles scattering everywhere, we finally jacked it up in its stand and screwed it in tight for a good winter&#8217;s night.&nbsp; Is that the hardest part?&nbsp; Or is it the lights?&nbsp; Every strand of lights from years past seemed to have some problem.&nbsp; Some don&#8217;t work at all.&nbsp; Others half work.&nbsp; Some blink, but only half of them.&nbsp; Where are the blinker bulbs?&nbsp; &#8220;They&#8217;ve just got to blink,&#8221; exclaimed my wife!&nbsp; I don&#8217;t care.&nbsp; May be this year my fantasy of a tree with only hanging decorations and no lights might be the best bet.&nbsp; No not this year. We found at least a couple of strands, bulbs pieced together, that lit up.&nbsp; Chalk it up to Catherine&#8217;s glowing determination.<\/p>\n<p>Then the hanging of the decorations &#8211; no time to have a traditional family project, each one placing their favorite on the Christmas tree in just the perfect place.&nbsp; We had to eat dinner!<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Wait!!&nbsp; Wait!!&#8221;&nbsp; I suggested to our family.&nbsp; &#8220;Let&#8217;s at least hang a few together.&#8221;&nbsp; So we stopped for a moment, took a deep breath, set aside all the things to do, and hung some cherished old family decorations on the little country tree.&nbsp; Instead of making food a priority, we made each other most important.&nbsp; Each decoration brought back a memory:&nbsp; the angel was a gift from our firstborn&#8217;s baby sitter, some 20+ years ago, the flying monkey we got on a trip, the obese cardinal sitting on a nest of holly branches from a remainder sale for $1 at Walmart when our second-born was only 5.&nbsp; The year we bought the house.&nbsp; He&#8217;s going to be 18 soon.<\/p>\n<p>Funny and wonderful how family memories taste so much better than an everyday dinner.<\/p>\n<p>Please share YOUR Christmas tree memories in a comment below (or Hanukah candles, or your traditional celebrations).<\/p>\n<p>***Coming January 4th &#8211; a new diet program from Dr. Norris Chumley, that you will love!***<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We went to a Christmas tree farm way out in the country this weekend, hiked up the side of a mountain, trudged through snow drifts, got wet socks, argued about which tree was best, and finally came to a resolution and started cutting. 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