{"id":796,"date":"2009-04-14T12:05:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-14T12:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/deaconsbench\/2009\/04\/god-does-not-likes-puns-sir.html"},"modified":"2009-04-14T12:05:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-14T12:05:00","slug":"god-does-not-likes-puns-sir","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/deaconsbench\/2009\/04\/god-does-not-likes-puns-sir.html","title":{"rendered":"“God does not likes puns, sir”"},"content":{"rendered":"
I missed this last week — I was otherwise engaged — but it’s Must See TV, from MCPF Stephen Colbert.\u00c2\u00a0 <\/div>\n
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