{"id":351,"date":"2009-08-14T19:35:00","date_gmt":"2009-08-14T19:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/deaconsbench\/2009\/08\/im-back.html"},"modified":"2009-08-14T19:35:00","modified_gmt":"2009-08-14T19:35:00","slug":"im-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/deaconsbench\/2009\/08\/im-back.html","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m back!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As many of you may have heard, there was a Blogger\/Google glitch &#8212; a &#8220;brain fart,&#8221; someone called it &#8212; which shut down my little blog (and, it seems, hundreds of others) for a couple days.  It now appears to be back.  Whoo-hoo!  (However, there appears to be something freaky going on with Internet Explorer; a couple people wrote in that they couldn&#8217;t reach me and a couple other sites using IE.  Try Foxfire or Safari.  When I just logged on via IE, I reached this site, but all the words were in CAPS.  Weird.)  <\/p>\n<p>Anyway&#8230;Here&#8217;s a little something to keep you afloat &#8212; which sort of describes how I felt when my blog was on the fritz.  <\/p>\n<p>It also shows how courageously the male of the species copes with serious illness.  Like, say, a head cold.  (H\/T to <a href=\"http:\/\/dawneden.blogspot.com\/\">The Dawn Patrol<\/a> and Dawn Eden.)  <\/p>\n<p>Enjoy. <\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/rXLHWmjA5IE&#038;rel=0&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/rXLHWmjA5IE&#038;rel=0&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As many of you may have heard, there was a Blogger\/Google glitch &#8212; a &#8220;brain fart,&#8221; someone called it &#8212; which shut down my little blog (and, it seems, hundreds of others) for a couple days. It now appears to be back. Whoo-hoo! (However, there appears to be something freaky going on with Internet Explorer;&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":365,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-351","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-world"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v23.9 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>I&#039;m back! - The Deacon&#039;s Bench<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/deaconsbench\/2009\/08\/im-back.html\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"I&#039;m back! - The Deacon&#039;s Bench\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"As many of you may have heard, there was a Blogger\/Google glitch &#8212; a &#8220;brain fart,&#8221; someone called it &#8212; which shut down my little blog (and, it seems, hundreds of others) for a couple days. 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