{"id":3355,"date":"2007-11-27T19:44:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-27T19:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/deaconsbench\/2007\/11\/actually-im-from-maryland-but-not-balmer-hon.html"},"modified":"2007-11-27T19:44:00","modified_gmt":"2007-11-27T19:44:00","slug":"actually-im-from-maryland-but-not-balmer-hon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/deaconsbench\/2007\/11\/actually-im-from-maryland-but-not-balmer-hon.html","title":{"rendered":"Actually, I&#8217;m from Maryland, but not Bal&#8217;mer, hon"},"content":{"rendered":"<table style=\"width: 320px;border: 1px solid gray;font: normal 12px arial, verdana, sans-serif;background-color: white\">\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"2\" style=\"background: white;color: black;padding: 5px\"><b>What American accent do you have?<\/b> <\/p>\n<div style=\"font-size: 16px;margin-bottom: 4px\">Your Result: <b>The Midland<\/b><\/div>\n<div style=\"width: 200px;background: white;border: 1px solid black\">\n<div style=\"width: 90%;background: red;font-size: 8px;line-height: 8px\">&nbsp;<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p style=\"margin: 10px;border: none;background: white;color: black\">&#8220;You have a Midland accent&#8221; is just another way of saying &#8220;you don&#8217;t have an accent.&#8221;  You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas.  You have a good voice for TV and radio.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"color: black;background: white;padding: 3px\">Philadelphia<\/td>\n<td style=\"background: white;padding: 3px\">\n<div style=\"width: 100px;background: white;border: 1px solid black;margin-top: 4px\">\n<div style=\"width: 87%;background: red;font-size: 8px;line-height: 8px\">&nbsp;<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"color: black;background: white;padding: 3px\">The Inland North<\/td>\n<td style=\"background: white;padding: 3px\">\n<div style=\"width: 100px;background: white;border: 1px solid black;margin-top: 4px\">\n<div style=\"width: 78%;background: red;font-size: 8px;line-height: 8px\">&nbsp;<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"color: black;background: white;padding: 3px\">The South<\/td>\n<td style=\"background: white;padding: 3px\">\n<div style=\"width: 100px;background: white;border: 1px solid black;margin-top: 4px\">\n<div style=\"width: 73%;background: red;font-size: 8px;line-height: 8px\">&nbsp;<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"color: black;background: white;padding: 3px\">The Northeast<\/td>\n<td style=\"background: white;padding: 3px\">\n<div style=\"width: 100px;background: white;border: 1px solid black;margin-top: 4px\">\n<div style=\"width: 70%;background: red;font-size: 8px;line-height: 8px\">&nbsp;<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"color: black;background: white;padding: 3px\">Boston<\/td>\n<td style=\"background: white;padding: 3px\">\n<div style=\"width: 100px;background: white;border: 1px solid black;margin-top: 4px\">\n<div style=\"width: 25%;background: red;font-size: 8px;line-height: 8px\">&nbsp;<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"color: black;background: white;padding: 3px\">The West<\/td>\n<td style=\"background: white;padding: 3px\">\n<div style=\"width: 100px;background: white;border: 1px solid black;margin-top: 4px\">\n<div style=\"width: 25%;background: red;font-size: 8px;line-height: 8px\">&nbsp;<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"color: black;background: white;padding: 3px\">North Central<\/td>\n<td style=\"background: white;padding: 3px\">\n<div style=\"width: 100px;background: white;border: 1px solid black;margin-top: 4px\">\n<div style=\"width: 8%;background: red;font-size: 8px;line-height: 8px\">&nbsp;<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"2\" style=\"text-align: center;padding: 8px\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gotoquiz.com\/what_american_accent_do_you_have\"><b>What American accent do you have?<\/b><\/a><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gotoquiz.com\/\">Quiz Created on GoToQuiz<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What American accent do you have? 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