{"id":1880,"date":"2007-09-22T12:28:00","date_gmt":"2007-09-22T12:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/deaconsbench\/2007\/09\/will-god-have-to-swear-on-a-bible.html"},"modified":"2007-09-22T12:28:00","modified_gmt":"2007-09-22T12:28:00","slug":"will-god-have-to-swear-on-a-bible","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/deaconsbench\/2007\/09\/will-god-have-to-swear-on-a-bible.html","title":{"rendered":"Will God have to swear on a Bible?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now this case is getting interesting.  <\/p>\n<p>Earlier in the week, a man filed a suit against God.  <\/p>\n<p>Now God has <a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/ap\/odd_suing_god;_ylt=AiXgMzH8m3k9zhJYsqstN88E1vAI\">lawyered up<\/a>: <i><\/p>\n<blockquote><p> <a href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_0DySLTT4PWo\/RvVEJLdyh3I\/AAAAAAAAA-E\/O-vQ5OrDyQk\/s1600-h\/God_biography.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:left;margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer;cursor:hand\" src=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_0DySLTT4PWo\/RvVEJLdyh3I\/AAAAAAAAA-E\/O-vQ5OrDyQk\/s320\/God_biography.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>Eric Perkins, an attorney in Corpus Christi, Texas, said Friday he filed a response to the lawsuit from Nebraska State Sen. Ernie Chambers. &#8220;It&#8217;s kind of a turn on &#8216;What would Jesus do?'&#8221; Perkins said. &#8220;I thought to myself, &#8220;what would God say?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Defendant denies that this or any court has jurisdiction &#8230; over Him any more than the court has jurisdiction over the wind or rain, sunlight or darkness,&#8221; according to Perkins&#8217; response.<\/p>\n<p>As for Chambers&#8217; contention that God made terroristic threats, inspired fear and caused &#8220;widespread death, destruction and terrorization,&#8221; Perkins wrote that God &#8220;contends that any harm or injury suffered is a direct and proximate result of mankind ignoring obvious warnings.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Perkins, who said he is a Christian, faxed one of at least two responses to Chambers&#8217; lawsuit. He said while he hopes the lawsuit was just a stunt by Chambers, &#8220;maybe his timing has something to do with world affairs. I&#8217;d hate to be that person who sat back and did nothing.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The problem of serving God a summons could land the lawsuit in the earthly scrap heap of failed legal actions.<\/p>\n<p>But whether the issue goes before a judge may largely depend on how hard Chambers pushes the issue. The senator isn&#8217;t asking that notice be served to God, but says in his lawsuit that if he doesn&#8217;t get a summary judgment in the case, he wants a hearing \u2014 &#8220;if the court deems such a hearing not to be a futile act.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Chambers, a self-proclaimed agnostic, said he&#8217;s trying to makes the point that anybody can sue anybody. He said his filing was triggered by a federal lawsuit he considers frivolous.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s still not clear where a second response from &#8220;God&#8221; came from. There was no contact information on the filing, which turned up on the counter at the Douglas County Court office, although St. Michael the Archangel is listed as a witness.<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> You can read more at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dc4dc.com\/index.php\">Douglas County District Court.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now this case is getting interesting. Earlier in the week, a man filed a suit against God. Now God has lawyered up: Eric Perkins, an attorney in Corpus Christi, Texas, said Friday he filed a response to the lawsuit from Nebraska State Sen. 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