{"id":449,"date":"2011-09-06T14:31:51","date_gmt":"2011-09-06T18:31:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/dadequate\/?p=449"},"modified":"2011-09-06T07:38:46","modified_gmt":"2011-09-06T11:38:46","slug":"skeleton-hoodie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/dadequate\/2011\/09\/skeleton-hoodie.html","title":{"rendered":"Back-to-School Shopping"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>He went shopping yesterday<\/strong> with his cousin for some new school clothes. My mom sent this photo to update us on their progress. Apparently zip-from-the-front hoodies are now a thing.<\/p>\n<p>Also a thing? 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