{"id":809,"date":"2007-12-22T01:00:00","date_gmt":"2007-12-22T01:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/contentfeeds\/2007\/12\/joke-of-the-day-for-saturday-d-3.html"},"modified":"2007-12-22T01:00:00","modified_gmt":"2007-12-22T01:00:00","slug":"joke-of-the-day-for-saturday-d-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/contentfeeds\/2007\/12\/joke-of-the-day-for-saturday-d-3.html","title":{"rendered":"Joke of the Day for Saturday, December 22, 2007"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in New York City. He lies dying on the sidewalk as a crowd of spectators gathers around. &#8220;A priest! Somebody get me a priest!&#8221; the man gasps. A policeman checks the crowd but finds no priest, no minister, no man of God of any kind.<br \/>\n&#8220;A PRIEST, PLEASE!&#8221; the dying man says again. 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