{"id":324,"date":"2007-11-11T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-11T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/contentfeeds\/2007\/11\/joke-of-the-day-for-sunday-nov-1.html"},"modified":"2007-11-11T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2007-11-11T00:00:00","slug":"joke-of-the-day-for-sunday-nov-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/contentfeeds\/2007\/11\/joke-of-the-day-for-sunday-nov-1.html","title":{"rendered":"Joke of the Day for Sunday, November 11, 2007"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sarah&#8217;s grandson is playing in the water, while she is standing on the beach not wanting to get her feet wet, when all of a sudden a huge wave appears from nowhere and crashes directly over the spot where the boy is in the ocean. The water recedes and the boy is no longer there. He simply vanished.<br \/>\nSarah holds her hands to the sky and cries, &#8220;God, how could you? Have I not been a wonderful mother and grandmother? 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