{"id":193,"date":"2007-10-29T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2007-10-29T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/contentfeeds\/2007\/10\/joke-of-the-day-for-monday-oct-1.html"},"modified":"2007-10-29T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2007-10-29T00:00:00","slug":"joke-of-the-day-for-monday-oct-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/contentfeeds\/2007\/10\/joke-of-the-day-for-monday-oct-1.html","title":{"rendered":"Joke of the Day for Monday, October 29, 2007"},"content":{"rendered":"

A young lady came home from a date looking rather sad. She told her mother, “Arthur proposed to me an hour ago.”
\n“Then why are you so sad?” her mother asked.
\n“Because he also told me he was an atheist. Mom, he doesn’t even believe there’s a hell.”
\nHer mother replied, “Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we’ll show him how wrong he is.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A young lady came home from a date looking rather sad. She told her mother, “Arthur proposed to me an hour ago.” “Then why are you so sad?” her mother asked. “Because he also told me he was an atheist. Mom, he doesn’t even believe there’s a hell.” Her mother replied, “Marry him anyway. 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