{"id":1486,"date":"2008-02-26T01:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-02-26T01:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/contentfeeds\/2008\/02\/joke-of-the-day-for-tuesday-fe-3.html"},"modified":"2008-02-26T01:00:00","modified_gmt":"2008-02-26T01:00:00","slug":"joke-of-the-day-for-tuesday-fe-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/contentfeeds\/2008\/02\/joke-of-the-day-for-tuesday-fe-3.html","title":{"rendered":"Joke of the Day for Tuesday, February 26, 2008"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A pastor who was badly overworked went to the local medical center and was able to have a clone made. The clone was like the pastor in every respect&#8211;except that the clone used extraordinarily foul language. The cloned pastor was exceptionally gifted in many other areas of pastoral work, but finally the complaints about the dirty language were too much.The pastor was not too sure how to get rid of the clone so that it wouldn&#8217;t look like murder. 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