{"id":1179,"date":"2008-01-29T01:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-29T01:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/contentfeeds\/2008\/01\/joke-of-the-day-for-tuesday-ja-4.html"},"modified":"2008-01-29T01:00:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-29T01:00:00","slug":"joke-of-the-day-for-tuesday-ja-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/contentfeeds\/2008\/01\/joke-of-the-day-for-tuesday-ja-4.html","title":{"rendered":"Joke of the Day for Tuesday, January 29, 2008"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Gallaghers, a couple from Minneapolis, decided to go to Florida during the icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.<br \/>\nBoth husband and wife had hectic schedules and it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. The husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday while his wife planned to fly down the day after.<br \/>\nMr. Gallagher checked into the hotel and decided to send an email to his wife. But in typing he accidentally left out one letter in her email address.  Without realizing his error, he sent the email. Meanwhile, in Houston, the widow Gallager returned home from her husband&#8217;s funeral. He had been a minister of many years, called home to glory following a sudden heart attack. The widow decided to check her email, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted.<br \/>\nThe widow&#8217;s son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:<br \/>\nTo: My Loving Wife<br \/>\nSubject: I&#8217;ve Arrived<br \/>\nDate: February 5, 2004<br \/>\nI know you&#8217;re surprised to hear from me. It\u2019s amazing\u2014they have computers here now and you can send emails to loved ones. I&#8217;ve just arrived and have been checked in. Everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.<br \/>\nLove,<br \/>\nHarry<br \/>\nP.S. Sure is hot down here!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Gallaghers, a couple from Minneapolis, decided to go to Florida during the icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Both husband and wife had hectic schedules and it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. 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