{"id":1048,"date":"2008-01-15T01:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-15T01:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/contentfeeds\/2008\/01\/joke-of-the-day-for-tuesday-ja-2.html"},"modified":"2008-01-15T01:00:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-15T01:00:00","slug":"joke-of-the-day-for-tuesday-ja-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/contentfeeds\/2008\/01\/joke-of-the-day-for-tuesday-ja-2.html","title":{"rendered":"Joke of the Day for Tuesday, January 15, 2008"},"content":{"rendered":"

The new army recruit was given guard duty at 2 a.m. He did his best for a while, but at about 4 a.m. he went to sleep. He awakened to find the officer of the day standing before him.<\/p>\n

Remembering the heavy penalty for being asleep on guard duty, this smart young man kept his head bowed for another moment and looked upward and reverently said, “A-a-a-men!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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