{"id":1010,"date":"2008-01-11T01:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-11T01:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/contentfeeds\/2008\/01\/joke-of-the-day-for-friday-jan-1.html"},"modified":"2008-01-11T01:00:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-11T01:00:00","slug":"joke-of-the-day-for-friday-jan-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/contentfeeds\/2008\/01\/joke-of-the-day-for-friday-jan-1.html","title":{"rendered":"Joke of the Day for Friday, January 11, 2008"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Noah: &#8220;Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head&#8221;<br \/>\nAdam and Eve: &#8220;Strangers in Paradise&#8221;<br \/>\nLazarus: &#8220;The Second Time Around&#8221;<br \/>\nEsther: &#8220;I Feel Pretty&#8221;<br \/>\nJob: &#8220;I&#8217;ve Got a Right to Sing the Blues&#8221;<br \/>\nMoses: &#8220;The Wanderer&#8221;<br \/>\nJezebel: &#8220;The Lady is a Tramp&#8221;<br \/>\nSamson: &#8220;Hair&#8221;Salome: &#8220;I Could Have Danced All Night&#8221;<br \/>\nDaniel: &#8220;The Lion Sleeps Tonight&#8221;<br \/>\nEsau: &#8220;Born To Be Wild&#8221;<br \/>\nShadrach, Meshach, and Abednego: &#8220;Great Balls of Fire!&#8221;<br \/>\nThe Three Kings: &#8220;When You Wish Upon a Star&#8221;<br \/>\nJonah: &#8220;Got a Whale of a Tale&#8221;<br \/>\nElijah: &#8220;Up, Up, and Away&#8221;<br \/>\nMethuselah: &#8220;Stayin&#8217; 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