{"id":420,"date":"2009-07-18T20:36:54","date_gmt":"2009-07-18T20:36:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/cityofbrass\/2009\/07\/goodbye-walter-cronkite-hello.html"},"modified":"2009-07-18T20:36:54","modified_gmt":"2009-07-18T20:36:54","slug":"goodbye-walter-cronkite-hello","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/cityofbrass\/2009\/07\/goodbye-walter-cronkite-hello.html","title":{"rendered":"goodbye Walter Cronkite; hello, Jon Stewart"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Walter Cronkite&#8217;s passing away is an occassion for remembrance of a storied career and a true giant of journalism. It is not, however, the end of an era &#8211; the era of men like Cronkite ended a long time ago. While the media is engaged in a (well-deserved) hagiography about Cronkite&#8217;s career and influence, it should be noted that conservatives are saying good riddance. Conservatives still blame him for his comment about the Vietnam War, which famously caused President Johnson to remark, &#8220;If we&#8217;ve lost Walter Cronkite, we&#8217;ve lost America&#8221; in the bid to maintain public support. Their argument against Cronkite and his peers was that they held the keys to public opinion; but what conservatives fail to understand is that Cronkite did not dictate opinion, he reflected it.<\/p>\n<p>Cronkite was not an elite sitting upon Olympus but rather an ordinary person whom the average man could relate to, and his opinion and perspective carried weight because he was in many ways the surrogate for the average man. Cronkite went to Vietnam in person and came back and talked about what he saw, and it was the perspective not of a President or a General but rather that of a citizen, to whom we could all relate. The idea of journalists as trusted purveyors of fact is largely over, with the rise of the professional pundit class and news channels like Fox or MSNBC that blend bias and agenda into reporting with an eye on ratings rather than social responsibility.<\/p>\n<p>The irony of this is that the pundit class &#8211; who peddle opinion rather than factual, edited reporting &#8211; actually think of themselves as doing a public service on par with what Cronkite&#8217;s generation performed. This conceit was ruthlessly punctured by Jon Stewart, on his now-infamous appearance a few years ago on CNN&#8217;s Crossfire. If you haven&#8217;t see the clip, it&#8217;s below (<a href=\"http:\/\/mediamatters.org\/research\/200410160003\">transcript<\/a>). It&#8217;s important to realize however that we can&#8217;t go back &#8211; the age of new media is here and from now on, each of us has the responsibility to beour own personal Cronkite. And maybe it is better that way.<\/p>\n<p>Crossfire featuring Jon Stewart:<br \/><object xmlns=\"\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/aFQFB5YpDZE&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;\"\/><param name=\"wmode\"\/><embed xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/1999\/xhtml\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/aFQFB5YpDZE&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\"\/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>UPDATE  &#8211; TIME magazine ran an online poll about which newscaster America trusted most n the post-Cronkite era. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.timepolls.com\/hppolls\/archive\/poll_results_417.html\">Stewart dominates<\/a>, which I suspect may be discomfitting to him, since he doesnt want to be a &#8220;newscaster&#8221;. In some ways his protestations are futile, in much the same way that Rush Limbaugh&#8217;s claims to just be an &#8220;entertainer&#8221; rather than in actuality the Republican Don are meaningless. <\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<div style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; CLEAR: both; PADDING-TOP: 0px\" class=\"post-full\">\n<blockquote style=\"BORDER-BOTTOM: rgb(230,236,242) 1px solid; BORDER-LEFT: rgb(230,236,242) 1px solid; PADDING-BOTTOM: 10px; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(250,251,253); MARGIN: 0px 20px 20px; PADDING-LEFT: 10px; PADDING-RIGHT: 15px; BORDER-TOP: rgb(230,236,242) 1px solid; BORDER-RIGHT: rgb(230,236,242) 1px solid; PADDING-TOP: 10px\">\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\"><span style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center; WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; BORDER-COLLAPSE: separate; FONT: 16px 'times new roman'; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" class=\"Apple-style-span\">JON STEWART: &#8230; And I made a special effort to come on the show today, because I have privately, amongst my friends and also in occasional newspapers and television shows, mentioned this show as being bad.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">[LAUGHTER]<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">PAUL BEGALA: We have noticed.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: And I wanted to &#8212; I felt that that wasn&#8217;t fair and I should come here and tell you that I don&#8217;t &#8212; it&#8217;s not so much that it&#8217;s bad, as it&#8217;s hurting America.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">[LAUGHTER]<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">TUCKER CARLSON: But in its defense&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">[CROSSTALK]<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: So I wanted to come here today and say&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">[CROSSTALK]<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: Here&#8217;s just what I wanted to tell you guys.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">CARLSON: Yes.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: Stop.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">[LAUGHTER]<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: Stop, stop, stop, stop hurting America.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">BEGALA: OK. Now<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">[CROSSTALK]<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: And come work for us, because we, as the people&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">CARLSON: How do you pay?<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: The people &#8212; not well.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">[LAUGHTER]<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">BEGALA: Better than CNN, I&#8217;m sure.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: But you can sleep at night.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">[LAUGHTER]<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: See, the thing is, we need your help. Right now, you&#8217;re helping the politicians and the corporations. And we&#8217;re left out there to mow our lawns.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">BEGALA: By beating up on them? You just said we&#8217;re too rough on them when they make mistakes.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: No, no, no, you&#8217;re not too rough on them. You&#8217;re part of their strategies. You are partisan, what do you call it, hacks.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">[LAUGHTER]<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">CARLSON: Wait, Jon, let me tell you something valuable that I think we do that I&#8217;d like to see you&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">[CROSSTALK]<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: Something valuable?<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">CARLSON: Yes.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">[CROSSTALK]<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: I would like to hear it.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">CARLSON: And I&#8217;ll tell you.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">When politicians come on&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: Yes.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">CARLSON: It&#8217;s nice to get them to try and answer the question. And in order to do that, we try and ask them pointed questions. I want to contrast our questions with some questions you asked John Kerry recently.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">[CROSSTALK]<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">CARLSON: &#8230; up on the screen.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: If you want to compare your show to a comedy show, you&#8217;re more than welcome to.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">[LAUGHTER]<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">CARLSON: No, no, no, here&#8217;s the point.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">[CROSSTALK]<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: If that&#8217;s your goal.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">CARLSON: It&#8217;s not.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: I wouldn&#8217;t aim for us. I&#8217;d aim for &#8220;Seinfeld.&#8221; That&#8217;s a very good show.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">CARLSON: Kerry won&#8217;t come on this show. He will come on your show.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: Right.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">CARLSON: Let me suggest why he wants to come on your show.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: Well, we have civilized discourse.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">[LAUGHTER]<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">CARLSON: Well, here&#8217;s an example of the civilized discourse.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">Here are three of the questions you asked John Kerry.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: Yes.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">CARLSON: You have a chance to interview the Democratic nominee. You asked him questions such as &#8212; quote &#8212; &#8220;How are you holding up? Is it hard not to take the attacks personally?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: Yes.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">CARLSON: &#8220;Have you ever flip-flopped?&#8221; et cetera, et cetera.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: Yes.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">CARLSON: Didn&#8217;t you feel like &#8212; you got the chance to interview the guy. Why not ask him a real question, instead of just suck up to him?<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: Yes. &#8220;How are you holding up?&#8221; is a real suck-up. And I actually giving him a hot stone massage as we were doing it.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">[LAUGHTER]<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">CARLSON: It sounded that way. It did.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: You know, it&#8217;s interesting to hear you talk about my responsibility.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">CARLSON: I felt the sparks between you.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: I didn&#8217;t realize that &#8212; and maybe this explains quite a bit.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">CARLSON: No, the opportunity to&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">[CROSSTALK]<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: &#8230; is that the news organizations look to Comedy Central for their cues on integrity.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">[LAUGHTER]<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">[CROSSTALK]<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: So what I would suggest is, when you talk about you&#8217;re holding politicians&#8217; feet to fire, I think that&#8217;s disingenuous. I think you&#8217;re&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">CARLSON: &#8220;How are you holding up?&#8221; I mean, come on.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">[CROSSTALK]<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: No, no, no. But my role isn&#8217;t, I don&#8217;t think&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">CARLSON: But you can ask him a real question, don&#8217;t you think, instead of saying&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">[CROSSTALK]<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: I don&#8217;t think I have to. By the way, I also asked him, &#8220;Were you in Cambodia?&#8221; But I didn&#8217;t really care.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">[LAUGHTER]<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: Because I don&#8217;t care, because I think it&#8217;s stupid.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">CARLSON: I can tell.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">[CROSSTALK]<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: But my point is this. If your idea of confronting me is that I don&#8217;t ask hard-hitting enough news questions, we&#8217;re in bad shape, fellows. [LAUGHTER]<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">CARLSON: We&#8217;re here to love you, not confront you.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">[CROSSTALK]<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">CARLSON: We&#8217;re here to be nice.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: No, no, no, but what I&#8217;m saying is this. I&#8217;m not. I&#8217;m here to confront you, because we need help from the media and they&#8217;re hurting us. And it&#8217;s &#8212; the idea is&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">[APPLAUSE]<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">[CROSSTALK]<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">BEGALA: Let me get this straight. If the indictment is &#8212; if the indictment is &#8212; and I have seen you say this &#8212; that&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: Yes.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">BEGALA: And that CROSSFIRE reduces everything, as I said in the intro, to left, right, black, white.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: Yes.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">BEGALA: Well, it&#8217;s because, see, we&#8217;re a debate show.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: No, no, no, no, that would be great.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">BEGALA: It&#8217;s like saying The Weather Channel reduces everything to a storm front.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: I would love to see a debate show.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">BEGALA: We&#8217;re 30 minutes in a 24-hour day where we have each side on, as best we can get them, and have them fight it out.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: No, no, no, no, that would be great. To do a debate would be great. But that&#8217;s like saying pro wrestling is a show about athletic competition.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">[LAUGHTER]<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">CARLSON: Jon, Jon, Jon, I&#8217;m sorry. I think you&#8217;re a good comedian. I think your lectures are boring.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: Yes.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">CARLSON: Let me ask you a question on the news.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: Now, this is theater. It&#8217;s obvious. How old are you?<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">[CROSSTALK]<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">CARLSON: Thirty-five.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: And you wear a bow tie.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">[LAUGHTER]<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">[APPLAUSE]<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">CARLSON: Yes, I do. I do.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: So this is&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">CARLSON: I know. I know. I know. You&#8217;re a&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">[CROSSTALK]<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: So this is theater.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">CARLSON: Now, let me just&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">[CROSSTALK]<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">CARLSON: Now, come on.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: Now, listen, I&#8217;m not suggesting that you&#8217;re not a smart guy, because those are not easy to tie.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">CARLSON: They&#8217;re difficult.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">[LAUGHTER]<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: But the thing is that this &#8212; you&#8217;re doing theater, when you should be doing debate, which would be great.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">BEGALA: We do, do&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">[CROSSTALK]<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: It&#8217;s not honest. What you do is not honest. What you do is partisan hackery. And I will tell you why I know it.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">CARLSON: You had John Kerry on your show and you sniff his throne and you&#8217;re accusing us of partisan hackery?<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: Absolutely.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">CARLSON: You&#8217;ve got to be kidding me. He comes on and you&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">[CROSSTALK]<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: You&#8217;re on CNN. The show that leads into me is puppets making crank phone calls.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">[LAUGHTER]<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: What is wrong with you?<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">[APPLAUSE] CARLSON: Well, I&#8217;m just saying, there&#8217;s no reason for you &#8212; when you have this marvelous opportunity not to be the guy&#8217;s butt boy, to go ahead and be his butt boy. Come on. It&#8217;s embarrassing.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: I was absolutely his butt boy. I was so far &#8212; you would not believe what he ate two weeks ago.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">[LAUGHTER]<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">[CROSSTALK]<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: You know, the interesting thing I have is, you have a responsibility to the public discourse, and you fail miserably.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">CARLSON: You need to get a job at a journalism school, I think.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: You need to go to one.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">The thing that I want to say is, when you have people on for just knee-jerk, reactionary talk&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">CARLSON: Wait. I thought you were going to be funny. Come on. Be funny.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: No. No. I&#8217;m not going to be your monkey.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">[LAUGHTER]<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">BEGALA: Go ahead. Go ahead.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: I watch your show every day. And it kills me.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">CARLSON: I can tell you love it.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: It&#8217;s so &#8212; oh, it&#8217;s so painful to watch.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">[LAUGHTER]<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: You know, because we need what you do. This is such a great opportunity you have here to actually get politicians off of their marketing and strategy.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">CARLSON: Is this really Jon Stewart? What is this, anyway?<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: Yes, it&#8217;s someone who watches your show and cannot take it anymore.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">[LAUGHTER]<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: I just can&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">CARLSON: What&#8217;s it like to have dinner with you? It must be excruciating. Do you like lecture people like this or do you come over to their house and sit and lecture them; they&#8217;re not doing the right thing, that they&#8217;re missing their opportunities, evading their responsibilities?<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: If I think they are.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">[LAUGHTER]<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">CARLSON: I wouldn&#8217;t want to eat with you, man. That&#8217;s horrible.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: I know. And you won&#8217;t. But the thing I want to get to&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">BEGALA: We did promise naked pictures of the Supreme Court justices.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">CARLSON: Yes, we did. Let&#8217;s get to those.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">[CROSSTALK]<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">BEGALA: They&#8217;re in this book, which is a very funny book.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: Why can&#8217;t we just talk &#8212; please, I beg of you guys, please.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">CARLSON: I think you watch too much CROSSFIRE.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">We&#8217;re going to take a quick break.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: No, no, no, please.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">CARLSON: No, no, hold on. We&#8217;ve got commercials.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">[CROSSTALK]<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: Please. Please stop.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">CARLSON: Next, Jon Stewart in the &#8220;Rapid Fire.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: Please stop.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">[COMMERCIAL BREAK]<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: So I don&#8217;t worry about it in that respect.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">But let me ask you guys, again, a question, because we talked a little bit about, you&#8217;re actually doing honest debate and all that. But, after the debates, where do you guys head to right afterwards?<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">CARLSON: The men&#8217;s room.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: Right after that?<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">BEGALA: Home.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: Spin alley.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">BEGALA: Home.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: No, spin alley.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">BEGALA: What are you talking about? You mean at these debates?<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: Yes. You go to spin alley, the place called spin alley. Now, don&#8217;t you think that, for people watching at home, that&#8217;s kind of a drag, that you&#8217;re literally walking to a place called deception lane?<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">[LAUGHTER]<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: Like, it&#8217;s spin alley. It&#8217;s &#8212; don&#8217;t you see, that&#8217;s the issue I&#8217;m trying to talk to you guys&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">BEGALA: No, I actually believe &#8212; I have a lot of friends who work for President Bush. I went to college with some of them.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">CARLSON: Neither of us was ever in the spin room, actually.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">[BELL RINGING]<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">BEGALA: No, I did &#8212; I went to do the Larry King show.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">They actually believe what they&#8217;re saying. They want to persuade you. That&#8217;s what they&#8217;re trying to do by spinning. But I don&#8217;t doubt for a minute these people who work for President Bush, who I disagree with on everything, they believe that stuff, Jon. This is not a lie or a deception at all. They believe in him, just like I believe in my guy.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">[CROSSTALK]<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: I think they believe President Bush would do a better job.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">And I believe the Kerry guys believe President Kerry would do a better job. But what I believe is, they&#8217;re not making honest arguments. So what they&#8217;re doing is, in their mind, the ends justify the means.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">[CROSSTALK]<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">BEGALA: I don&#8217;t think so at all.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">[CROSSTALK]<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">CARLSON: I do think you&#8217;re more fun on your show. Just my opinion.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">[CROSSTALK]<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">CARLSON: OK, up next, Jon Stewart goes one on one with his fans&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">[CROSSTALK]<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: You know what&#8217;s interesting, though? You&#8217;re as big a dick on your show as you are on any show.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">[LAUGHTER]<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">CARLSON: Now, you&#8217;re getting into it. I like that.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 1.3em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">STEWART: Yes.<\/p>\n<p style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 13px; PADDING-TOP: 0px\">CARLSON: OK. 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The name City of Brass refers to the Story of the City of Brass in the Thousand and One Nights, and the poem by Rudyard Kipling of the same name: Here was a people whom, after their works, thou shalt see wept over for their lost dominion; And in this palace is the last information respecting lords collected in the dust. -- Thousand and One Nights, Story of the City of Brass IN A land that the sand overlays, the ways to her gates are untrod, A multitude ended their days whose fates were made splendid by God, Till they grew drunk and were smitten with madness and went to their fall, And of these is a story written: but Allah Alone knoweth all! -- Rudyard Kipling, The City of Brass (1909)"}]}},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/cityofbrass\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/420","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/cityofbrass\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/cityofbrass\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/cityofbrass\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/165"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/cityofbrass\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=420"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/cityofbrass\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/420\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/cityofbrass\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=420"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/cityofbrass\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=420"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/cityofbrass\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=420"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}