{"id":24,"date":"2011-05-05T16:10:23","date_gmt":"2011-05-05T20:10:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/christianese\/?p=24"},"modified":"2011-05-05T16:11:20","modified_gmt":"2011-05-05T20:11:20","slug":"im-on-my-clean-shirt-reserves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/christianese\/2011\/05\/im-on-my-clean-shirt-reserves.html","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m on my &#8220;Clean Shirt Reserves&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica} p.p2 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px} -->Some of you have to know what I am talking about. I usually wear a nice polo to work every day. However, today was one of those days that happens a few times a year for me &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>Events:<\/p>\n<p>I stumble out of bed<\/p>\n<p>Take a shower<\/p>\n<p>Open my closet<\/p>\n<p>Notice that my closet has nothing clean that is work appropriate<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Today I am rocking a totally awesome <em>Bill &amp; Ted&#8217;s Excellent Halloween Adventure <\/em>t-shirt from Universal Studios Florida. It is very classy.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/christianese\/files\/2011\/05\/Photo-on-2011-05-05-at-15.03.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-25 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/251\/2011\/05\/Photo-on-2011-05-05-at-15.03-e1304625886707-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/a>It is one of those shirts that I have to explain the situation to everyone. I have walked around telling everyone that &#8220;I&#8217;m on my reserves.&#8221; I just feel like I am doing something wrong &#8211; it isn&#8217;t even a really cool t-shirt. My chest tells the world that I am a &#8220;MOST BODACIOUS DUDE&#8221; and I dig large photos of Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I know this post have absolutely nothing to do with faith and media, but I wanted to share it. I guess I should post something Christian related\u2026<\/p>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"MC Hammer - Pray\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/7xNSgBkum7o?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some of you have to know what I am talking about. 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