{"id":456,"date":"2011-07-08T18:38:43","date_gmt":"2011-07-08T22:38:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/changingchannels\/?p=456"},"modified":"2011-07-08T20:27:05","modified_gmt":"2011-07-09T00:27:05","slug":"magnetic-screens-are-thing-of-summer-dreams","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/changingchannels\/2011\/07\/magnetic-screens-are-thing-of-summer-dreams.html","title":{"rendered":"Magnetic Screens Are Thing Of Summer Dreams"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OK, I&#8217;ll admit it.<\/p>\n<p>I LOVE that commercial for magnetic screens where people and pets can push their way through without having to continually open and shut doors.<\/p>\n<p>(Oh, the things we have to endure in this nation!)<\/p>\n<p>The people are cool and happy and the big dog lumbers his way through the screen.<\/p>\n<p>But what REALLY gets me is how the little dog punches his way through the screen &#8230; what a determined little fella he is!<\/p>\n<p>And what a GREAT product that must be! &#8230; just someone who bought one tell me if it lasts through the summer or looks as torn and weather-beaten as your Uncle Charlie.<\/p>\n<p>What I don&#8217;t care for, however, is that fruit and nut cutter\/slicer guy &#8220;Vince&#8221; is trying to push&#8230;yes, the slap-chop.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_464\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-464\" style=\"width: 222px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/248\/2011\/07\/vince-shamwow.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-464\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/248\/2011\/07\/vince-shamwow.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"222\" height=\"227\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-464\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Vince from Sham-wow<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I don&#8217;t care for his inappropriate double-entendre or behind the back toss into the sink, either.<\/p>\n<p>If he&#8217;s soooooo cool what happened to the sham-wow, which he also &#8220;info-mercialed&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p>Could it be the towel was more &#8220;sham&#8221; than &#8220;wow&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>To see a good sports blog about soccer\u2019s popularity in the U.S please go to:<\/p>\n<p>http:\/\/www.goodblogs.com\/view-post\/Soccer-Still-Lags-As-Spectator-Sport<\/p>\n<p>please check \u201cit\u2019s good\u201d if you like the post\u2026thanks!<\/p>\n<p>follow matt aug http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/mattauge and\/or friend me on facebook.com<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK, I&#8217;ll admit it. 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