{"id":1737,"date":"2012-06-07T06:00:34","date_gmt":"2012-06-07T10:00:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/changingchannels\/?p=1737"},"modified":"2012-06-13T08:51:56","modified_gmt":"2012-06-13T12:51:56","slug":"schticky-to-the-script-please","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/changingchannels\/2012\/06\/schticky-to-the-script-please.html","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;Schticky&#8217; To The Script &#8230; Please!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Whether or not you want to admit it, everyone knows ad host &#8216;Vince&#8217; of <em>Slap Chop, Shamwow\u00a0 <\/em>and now<em> Schticky<\/em> fame or infamy.<\/p>\n<p>I say the latter because &#8220;his&#8221; ads for the latter have finally been\u00a0 sanitized after months of including two painful and corny lines of sexual innuendo.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1740\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1740\" style=\"width: 222px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/248\/2012\/06\/vince-shamwow.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1740\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/248\/2012\/06\/vince-shamwow.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"222\" height=\"227\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1740\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">In-vince-ible?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Without getting graphic, one comment had to do with a cat and the other came after a friend stopped by.<\/p>\n<p>Cute is cute and clever is clever and neither line in the original ad was either. Crude was probably a more apt description, and there&#8217;s plenty of that going around these days.<\/p>\n<p>A slap to Milwaukee&#8217;s mayor, as happened the other day, was probably a bit much.<\/p>\n<p>A chop to this ad was definitely appropriate, if a bit late.<\/p>\n<p>Taking care of other business, to recommend another site:<\/p>\n<div>The web site <a href=\"http:\/\/midlandtradeshow.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/midlandtradeshow.com\/<\/a> is clean, professional and user-friendly.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>It&#8217;s a positive that the company logo and phone number are hard-to-miss in their location at the top of the page. One minor improvement would be to consider bumping up the font size a bit to make both items stand out more.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>The photo is acceptable and the copy is useful and error-free. I would consider using a different photo with a person or two in it to bring the picture to life a bit as it is a little &#8220;dry&#8221; otherwise. Less copy with the most important points about the different aspects of the products is another possibility for a bit of an improvement.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<p>Overall, the site is good to very good and with a few tweaks it could even be excellent.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whether or not you want to admit it, everyone knows ad host &#8216;Vince&#8217; of Slap Chop, Shamwow\u00a0 and now Schticky fame or infamy. I say the latter because &#8220;his&#8221; ads for the latter have finally been\u00a0 sanitized after months of including two painful and corny lines of sexual innuendo. 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