{"id":1223,"date":"2011-11-14T15:08:24","date_gmt":"2011-11-14T20:08:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/changingchannels\/?p=1223"},"modified":"2011-11-14T15:08:24","modified_gmt":"2011-11-14T20:08:24","slug":"i-dont-get-dan-patrick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/changingchannels\/2011\/11\/i-dont-get-dan-patrick.html","title":{"rendered":"I Don&#8217;t Get Dan Patrick &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;You know Matt, you&#8217;re in danger of becoming a parody of yourself,&#8221; said a relative once, in trying to hurt my feelings.<\/p>\n<p>I kind of know what he means, and I still do it. I press hard, sometimes too hard, for a joke.<\/p>\n<p>I am not yet a parody of myself though, not like <strong>John Madden<\/strong> became in his latter years.<\/p>\n<p>The great former <em>Oakland Raiders<\/em> coach became a very enjoyable football broadcaster &#8230; in his early years of working with <strong>Pat Summerall<\/strong>, especially.<\/p>\n<p>But as time wore on, HE wore on &#8230; our nerves &#8230; as football fans and viewers<\/p>\n<p>People like <em>ESPN<\/em>&#8216;s <strong>Chris Berman<\/strong>, though, who uses the same shtick (yelling &#8220;back, back, back for home runs&#8221; and some of his dopey nicknames&#8230;. yeesh!) and ex-ESPN talent <strong>Dan Patrick<\/strong>, now with <em>SI<\/em> and doing his own radio show, also wear on us.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1227\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1227\" style=\"width: 197px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/248\/2011\/11\/dan-patrick.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1227\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/248\/2011\/11\/dan-patrick.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"197\" height=\"273\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1227\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Dan Patrick<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Maybe, maybe I am just slightly jealous of his success, but Patrick&#8217;s radio show seems to be more about HIM than it does sports.<\/p>\n<p>The show, simulcasted on several <em>FOX Sports<\/em> regional TV channels, has about six other guys that all defer to Patrick and feed him information &#8230; and perhaps more importantly &#8230; feed his ego.<\/p>\n<p>Patrick is at least bearable on his <em>Sunday Night Football<\/em> appearances on <em>NBC<\/em>, but I can&#8217;t help but think there&#8217;s a channel for all these so-called &#8220;personalities&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps he can take up politics and join his old <em>ESPN<\/em> partner, <strong>Keith Olbermann<\/strong>, on <strong>Al Gore<\/strong>&#8216;s <em>Current<\/em> channel?<\/p>\n<p>What do you think?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;You know Matt, you&#8217;re in danger of becoming a parody of yourself,&#8221; said a relative once, in trying to hurt my feelings. I kind of know what he means, and I still do it. I press hard, sometimes too hard, for a joke. 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