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Have you ever had that sad feeling that you just missed your opportunity for a good bit of repartee or a zinger or come backer, and then you rehash in your mind what you should have said or wished you had said? Well, my friends, fear not. Help has arrived. We now have the Biblical Curse Generator! Here below is the necessary link. With this tool you will be able to say ‘a plague on both your houses’ in a more effective and Biblical way without having to muster up your own rhetoric. <\/p>\n

http:\/\/ship.saintsimeon.co.uk\/curses\/index.html<\/p>\n

Kudos to Michael Thomson for sending me this revelation.<\/p>\n

BW3<\/p>\n

P.S. What did the turkey say when it was wrapped up and stuck in the oven—<\/p>\n

Answer: “Curses! Foiled again!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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