I\u2019ve got a genuine replica brain,
It\u2019s a collectible rendition,
I grant it\u2019s not the latest model,
But it\u2019s in good condition. <\/p>\n
It still processes data pretty well
Though there are some memory lapses
It knows the difference between good and evil,
And even between knaves and apses.<\/p>\n
There\u2019s minimal start up time with the help of good coffee
And it can occasionally multi-task
But if you want infallible or perfect
You\u2019d best not ask.<\/p>\n
This brain is not for sale,
Nor is it on permanent loan
But what with our new technology
I understand it can be cloned.<\/p>\n
If you\u2019re looking for help with the Bible,
Or music and books,
I\u2019ve got a lot of things stuffed in the cortex
That deserves a second look.<\/p>\n
If you find someone to clone it,
Please do make it known,
I would like a backup copy
Of my very own. <\/p>\n
I\u2019ve got a genuine replica brain,
Though sometimes the synapses aren\u2019t properly firing
This accounts for the forgetfulness,
Just blame it on the wiring. <\/p>\n
I was thinking of advertising this on eBay
But then I remembered I had a blog,
If you would like a data dump download
Then reply to this data log.<\/p>\n
BW3 Aug. 8th, 2006<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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