There once was a man named Uriah
Whose wife would not sit tight
On the roof her bath was visible
Especially in daylight<\/p>\n
It came to the king’s attention
Who found it quite a sight
So he summoned her to his palace
To have a special night<\/p>\n
This led to the inevitable
This Sheba was a delight
But the consequences became quite visible
So David flexed his royal might<\/p>\n
He sent her husband into battle
For he was a fierce Hittite
And told his boys “stand back”
So the dust he would soon bite<\/p>\n
He thought he’d solved the problem
But actually not quite,
For Nathan, his moral conscience
Nagged away about wrong and right<\/p>\n
Until the king repented
And pled to be washed white,
He wrote Ps. 51 as penance
Cause his life was such a fright.<\/p>\n
So learn this lesson about bathing,
And outdoor hot tubs too
Don’t let it all hang out
Or trouble will start to brew.<\/p>\n
In an age of indoor plumbing,
There’s no excuse for you,
Because always Someone’s watching
To see if you’ll be true.<\/p>\n
BW3<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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