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A kindergarten teacher gave her class a “show and tell” assignment. Each
student was instructed to bring in an object to share with the class that
represented their religion.
The first student got up in front of the class and said,
“My name is Benjamin. I am Jewish and this is a Star of David.”
The second student got up and said,
“My name is Mary. I am a Catholic and this is a Rosary.”
The third student got up and said,
“My name is Tammy. I am Methodist, and this is a casserole.”
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