{"id":21,"date":"2009-04-29T12:12:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-29T12:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/bibleandculture\/2009\/04\/the-source-of-the-swine-flu-epidemic.html"},"modified":"2009-04-29T12:12:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-29T12:12:00","slug":"the-source-of-the-swine-flu-epidemic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/bibleandculture\/2009\/04\/the-source-of-the-swine-flu-epidemic.html","title":{"rendered":"THE SOURCE OF THE SWINE FLU EPIDEMIC"},"content":{"rendered":"

Pigs are big in eastern N.C.. Shoot they are so big there are even pig parlors where they go to be beautified. But as we all know, you can put lipstick on a pig, but it will still be a pig. <\/p>\n

Pigs of course are big in N.C. chiefly because of barbecue by which I mean hickory smoked pork (barbecue is not a verb, nor does it refer to cooking in general, nor are we talking about a sauce, nor does it involve any animal other than the divine swine). There has been a big pig scare lately due to swine flu, which is a serious matter but it has nothing to do with eating cooked pork chops, bacon, ham, or barbecue. <\/p>\n

It has to do with kissin’ a pig. So, our crack team of researchers, this time including Craig Beard, have spanned the globe (or at least spandexed the globe) to find ground Zero where this virus began, and this time we think we have found the culprit. It’s not the little boy in Juarez Mexico. No, its Maybelle Alice Swope, age two and a half of Chittlin Switch N.C. (see below). <\/p>\n

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Let me explain what I have discovered. You see the Swope family are big fans of Sarah Palin. You will remember her Republican Convention speech about puttin’ lipstick on a pig. Well, Maybelle took that to heart, and started do it with her favorite pig, Buster (yes he’s a male pig, but he liked the orange-flavored lipstick). In fact Buster was so grateful for the lipstick that he began givin’ Maybelle a kiss of thanks. The picture above is positive proof of the outcome. <\/p>\n

I am happy to report that Maybelle, after a Tamiflu injection is doing fine, and the pig has gotten over his virus as well. However, we must be ever vigilant from now on about pig-kissin’ babies. <\/p>\n

Turns out as well that it is mostly older pigs that get this flu, so the eastern N.C. hog farmers may have to rethink their recent ad campaign which had as its slogan– “We will serve no swine before its time”. <\/p>\n

Buster may soon however be expecting his date with destiny, and a one way trip to hog heaven. <\/p>\n

And dat’s all I got to say ’bout dat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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