{"id":1216,"date":"2010-10-14T15:10:23","date_gmt":"2010-10-14T15:10:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/bibleandculture\/2010\/10\/joke-of-the-day--jesus-is-nobodys-pawn.html"},"modified":"2010-10-14T15:10:23","modified_gmt":"2010-10-14T15:10:23","slug":"joke-of-the-day-jesus-is-nobodys-pawn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/bibleandculture\/2010\/10\/joke-of-the-day-jesus-is-nobodys-pawn.html","title":{"rendered":"Joke of the Day&#8212; Jesus is Nobody&#8217;s Pawn"},"content":{"rendered":"<form><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/bibleandculture\/Duke%20013.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Duke 013.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/137\/import\/assets_c\/2010\/10\/Duke%20013-thumb-400x711-18488.jpg\" class=\"mt-image-none\" width=\"400\" height=\"711\" \/><\/a><\/form>\n<h6 class=\"ecxuiStreamMessage\"><font><font size=\"4\"><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif\">&#8220;Everything<br \/>\nin my parents house is broken. We play chess, and there are six pieces<br \/>\nmissing. So, we replace them with pieces from my mom&#8217;s nativity scene.<br \/>\nWe&#8217;re playing chess with the Virgin Mary and goats and wise men, and my<br \/>\nUncle Earl cheats. It&#8217;s like: &#8216;Uncle Earl, that&#8217;s a pawn. You&#8217;re not<br \/>\nsupposed to move him backwards.&#8217; &#8216;That&#8217;s the son of God, boy! You move<br \/>\nhim wherever the heck he wants to go.&#8217; &#8221; &#8211; Greg Warren<\/span><\/font><\/font><\/h6>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Everything in my parents house is broken. We play chess, and there are six pieces missing. So, we replace them with pieces from my mom&#8217;s nativity scene. We&#8217;re playing chess with the Virgin Mary and goats and wise men, and my Uncle Earl cheats. It&#8217;s like: &#8216;Uncle Earl, that&#8217;s a pawn. 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