{"id":663,"date":"2011-08-26T05:24:46","date_gmt":"2011-08-26T09:24:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/beyondgorgeous\/?p=663"},"modified":"2011-08-24T22:26:34","modified_gmt":"2011-08-25T02:26:34","slug":"recipe-funny-egg-wrap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/beyondgorgeous\/2011\/08\/recipe-funny-egg-wrap.html","title":{"rendered":"Recipe &#8211; Funny Egg Wrap"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Breakfast is an important meal &#8212; maybe the most important one you\u2019ll eat all day. But, what can you eat?\u00a0 You aren\u2019t eating high glycemic bagels anymore, and we aren\u2019t even talking about doughnuts.\u00a0 Most cereals are on the yellow or red list.<\/p>\n<p>But, yes, there are things you can eat.\u00a0 How about a Funny Egg Wrap?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Start with a whole wheat tortilla, warmed in the microwave for 10 seconds or so.<\/li>\n<li>Spread with one wedge of\u00a0 The Laughing Cow\u00ae light cheese<\/li>\n<li>Top with an egg fixed to your preference &#8212; poached, scrambled or boiled.<\/li>\n<li>Add a dash of salsa or hot sauce, if you like.<\/li>\n<li>Roll up and enjoy.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div><em>Eating to live and living for Christ,<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Susan Jordan Brown<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Breakfast is an important meal &#8212; maybe the most important one you\u2019ll eat all day. 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