{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Beyond Gorgeous","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/beyondgorgeous","author_name":"sbrown","author_url":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/beyondgorgeous\/author\/sbrown","title":"The \"Dirty Spot\" Law - Beyond Gorgeous","type":"rich","width":600,"height":338,"html":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"CA7aWOnuJD\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/beyondgorgeous\/2011\/07\/the-dirty-spot-law.html\">The &#8220;Dirty Spot&#8221; Law<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/beyondgorgeous\/2011\/07\/the-dirty-spot-law.html\/embed#?secret=CA7aWOnuJD\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;The &#8220;Dirty Spot&#8221; Law&#8221; &#8212; Beyond Gorgeous\" data-secret=\"CA7aWOnuJD\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n\/* <![CDATA[ *\/\n\/*! This file is auto-generated *\/\n!function(d,l){\"use strict\";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&\"undefined\"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!\/[^a-zA-Z0-9]\/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),c=new RegExp(\"^https?:$\",\"i\"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display=\"none\";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute(\"style\"),\"height\"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):\"link\"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute(\"src\")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener(\"message\",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener(\"DOMContentLoaded\",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll(\"iframe.wp-embedded-content\"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute(\"data-secret\"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+=\"#?secret=\"+t,e.setAttribute(\"data-secret\",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:\"ready\",secret:t},\"*\")},!1)))}(window,document);\n\/* ]]> *\/\n<\/script>\n","description":"Why would the church deacons look under my bed? Why did my dinner guests troop into the bathroom to examine the tub? There was no logical reason,\u00a0 unless you factor in the dirty spot law. This law is more certain than Murphy\u2019s law. You can count on it like the law of gravity. It\u2019s simply&hellip;"}