{"id":956,"date":"2008-02-14T09:30:46","date_gmt":"2008-02-14T09:30:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/beyondblue\/2008\/02\/george-burns-a-love-story.html"},"modified":"2008-02-14T09:30:46","modified_gmt":"2008-02-14T09:30:46","slug":"george-burns-a-love-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/beyondblue\/2008\/02\/george-burns-a-love-story.html","title":{"rendered":"George Burns: A Love Story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For 40 years my act consisted of one joke. And then she died.<br \/>\nGracie was my partner in our act, my best friend, my wife and my lover, and the mother of our two children. We were a team, both on and off the stage. Our relationship was simple: I fed her the straight lines and she fed me. She made me famous as the only man in America who could get a laugh by complaining, \u201cMy wife understands me.\u201d<br \/>\nWe had a good marriage. 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