{"id":789,"date":"2007-12-29T10:00:19","date_gmt":"2007-12-29T10:00:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/beyondblue\/2007\/12\/wishes-for-2008.html"},"modified":"2007-12-29T10:00:19","modified_gmt":"2007-12-29T10:00:19","slug":"wishes-for-2008","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/beyondblue\/2007\/12\/wishes-for-2008.html","title":{"rendered":"Wishes for 2008"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/beyondblue\">Beyond Blue<\/a> reader Susie for this prayer for 2008!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts.<br \/>\nMay the pockets of your jeans become a magnet of $100 bills.<br \/>\nMay love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips!<br \/>\nMay your clothes smell of success like smoking tires and may happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy.<br \/>\nMay the problems you had forget your home address! 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