{"id":6162,"date":"2011-12-20T06:01:14","date_gmt":"2011-12-20T11:01:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/beyondblue\/?p=6162"},"modified":"2011-10-30T13:12:22","modified_gmt":"2011-10-30T17:12:22","slug":"do-you-hear-what-i-hear-christmas-disorders-and-carols","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/beyondblue\/2011\/12\/do-you-hear-what-i-hear-christmas-disorders-and-carols.html","title":{"rendered":"Do You Hear What I Hear? Christmas Disorders and Carols"},"content":{"rendered":"

If you don’t find the humor in this, my sincere apologies. But we need as many laughs this holiday season as is possible.<\/i>\n<\/p>\n

\"Christmas<\/span><\/p>\n

CHRISTMAS DISORDERS and CAROLS<\/b><\/p>\n

1. Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?<\/i><\/p>\n

2. Multiple Personality Disorder — We Three Kings Disoriented Are<\/i><\/p>\n

3. Dementia — I Think I’ll be Home for Christmas<\/i><\/p>\n

4. Narcissistic — Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me<\/i><\/p>\n

5. Manic — Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and…..<\/i><\/p>\n

6. Paranoid — Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me<\/i><\/p>\n

7. Borderline Personality Disorder — Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire<\/i><\/p>\n

8. Personality Disorder — You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why<\/i><\/p>\n

9. Attention Deficit Disorder — Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy – can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?<\/i><\/p>\n

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder — Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells….<\/i><\/p>\n

11. Oppositional Defiant Disorder– You better not cry – Oh yes I will
\nYou better not Shout – I can if i want to
\nYou better not pout – Can if i want to
\nI’m telling you why – Not listening
\nSanta Claus is coming to town – No he’s not!!<\/i>\n<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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