{"id":1697,"date":"2009-04-01T13:55:35","date_gmt":"2009-04-01T13:55:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/beyondblue\/2009\/04\/the-only-antidepressant-that-w.html"},"modified":"2009-04-01T13:55:35","modified_gmt":"2009-04-01T13:55:35","slug":"the-only-antidepressant-that-w","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/beyondblue\/2009\/04\/the-only-antidepressant-that-w.html","title":{"rendered":"The Only Antidepressant That Works &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"guy with lightblubl.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/71\/import\/imgs\/guy%20with%20lightblubl.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"150\" class=\"mt-image-left\" style=\"float: left;margin: 0 20px 20px 0\" \/><\/span>Man,we mental health bloggers know how to spice up an April Fool&#8217;s day. Go check out <a href=\"http:\/\/ifyouregoingthoughhellkeepgoing.blogspot.com\/2009\/04\/its-official-only-antidepressant-that.html\">Susan Schechter&#8217;s &#8220;If You&#8217;re Going Through Hell Keep Going&#8221; for a surprise. Beginning with<\/a> &#8230;<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s official. Word is breaking on the AP and Reuters, Thompson and Bloomberg wires that the only antidepressant- the only guarenteed way to get out of a depressive state is&#8230;chocolate.<br \/>\nHearing this news, both Thompson and Bloomberg wires are reporting that Big Pharma is pulling out their hair as pharmacies all over the world are dumping Prozac, Zoloft, and Paxil down the toilet, causing these companies to beg President Obama for money to stave off bankruptcy , siting if he can listen to GM and Chrysler, he can help them.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/ifyouregoingthoughhellkeepgoing.blogspot.com\/2009\/04\/its-official-only-antidepressant-that.html\">To continue reading click here.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Man,we mental health bloggers know how to spice up an April Fool&#8217;s day. Go check out Susan Schechter&#8217;s &#8220;If You&#8217;re Going Through Hell Keep Going&#8221; for a surprise. Beginning with &#8230; It&#8217;s official. 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