{"id":1285,"date":"2011-12-09T13:29:21","date_gmt":"2011-12-09T18:29:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/beliefbeat\/?p=1285"},"modified":"2011-12-09T13:29:22","modified_gmt":"2011-12-09T18:29:22","slug":"fun-friday-what-gop-hopefuls-ny-middle-schoolers-have-in-common","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/beliefbeat\/2011\/12\/fun-friday-what-gop-hopefuls-ny-middle-schoolers-have-in-common.html","title":{"rendered":"Fun Friday: What GOP Hopefuls &amp; NY Middle Schoolers Have in Common"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p>Six <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2011\/12\/08\/us\/politics\/gop-candidates-at-jewish-coalition-pledge-to-be-israels-best-friends.html?partner=rssnyt&amp;emc=rss\" target=\"_blank\">GOP presidential hopefuls schlepped for votes Wednesday\u00a0at a candidates forum <\/a>hosted by the Republican Jewish Coalition (insert your own SNL Coffee Talk joke here).<\/p>\n<p><em>Background notes: Jews\u00a0make up less than 2 percent of the U.S. population and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.haaretz.com\/news\/barack-obama-wins-77-percent-of-jewish-vote-exit-polls-show-1.256651\" target=\"_blank\">vote overwhelmingly Democrat<\/a>. But Republicans see opportunities to make inroads\u00a0by appealing to socially conservative Orthodox Jewish voters\u00a0and pledging stronger military support to Israel, which could lead to more campaign contributions and Florida swing-state votes.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>As a native New Yorker, I can&#8217;t help but giggle watching six Christians compete over who is a better friend to the Jews. It&#8217;s my middle school&#8217;s bar mitzvah season all over again! Which of these goys will get the most <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mnment.com\/brochure\/games.html\" target=\"_blank\">chances to play Coke and Pepsi and make a memory candle<\/a>: Michele Bachmann (evangelical), Newt Gingrich (Catholic), Jon Huntsman (Mormon), Rick Perry (evangelical),\u00a0Mitt Romney (Mormon) or Rick Santorum (Catholic)?<\/p>\n<p>On The Daily Show, Jon Stewart <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailyshow.com\/watch\/thu-december-8-2011\/the-matzorian-candidate\" target=\"_blank\">also had some fun with The Matzorian Candidate<\/a>:<\/p>\n<table style=\"font: 11px arial;color: #333;background-color: #f5f5f5\" width=\"512\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr style=\"background-color: #e5e5e5\" valign=\"center\">\n<td style=\"padding: 2px 1px 0px 5px\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailyshow.com\" target=\"_blank\">The Daily Show With Jon Stewart<\/a><\/td>\n<td style=\"padding: 2px 5px 0px 5px;text-align: right;font-weight: bold\">Mon &#8211; Thurs 11p \/ 10c<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style=\"height: 14px\" valign=\"center\">\n<td style=\"padding: 2px 1px 0px 5px\" colspan=\"2\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailyshow.com\/watch\/thu-december-8-2011\/the-matzorian-candidate\" target=\"_blank\">The Matzorian Candidate<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style=\"height: 14px;background-color: #353535\" valign=\"center\">\n<td style=\"padding: 2px 5px 0px 5px;width: 512px;overflow: hidden;text-align: right\" colspan=\"2\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailyshow.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">www.thedailyshow.com<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"center\">\n<td style=\"padding: 0px\" colspan=\"2\"><object width=\"512\" height=\"288\"><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/media.mtvnservices.com\/mgid:cms:item:comedycentral.com:403940\" \/><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"window\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"flashvars\" value=\"autoPlay=false\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"allownetworking\" value=\"all\" \/><embed width=\"512\" height=\"288\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" src=\"http:\/\/media.mtvnservices.com\/mgid:cms:item:comedycentral.com:403940\" \/><\/object><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style=\"height: 18px\" valign=\"center\">\n<td style=\"padding: 0px\" colspan=\"2\">\n<table style=\"margin: 0px;text-align: center\" width=\"100%\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr valign=\"center\">\n<td style=\"padding: 3px;width: 33%\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailyshow.com\/full-episodes\/\" target=\"_blank\">Daily Show Full Episodes<\/a><\/td>\n<td style=\"padding: 3px;width: 33%\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.indecisionforever.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Political Humor &amp; Satire Blog<\/a><\/td>\n<td style=\"padding: 3px;width: 33%\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/thedailyshow\" target=\"_blank\">The Daily Show on Facebook<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>P.S. You would think that Bachmann would have picked up some better &#8220;ch&#8221; sounds after working on a kibbutz;\u00a0too bad she didn&#8217;t spend some time on the Upper West Side!<\/p>\n<p>What do you think? Share your thoughts in the Comments section below.<\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/beliefbeat\/wp-admin\/void(0);\">Click here to\u00a0<strong>subscribe to Belief Beat\u00a0<\/strong><\/a>and\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/beliefbeat\/wp-admin\/void(0);\">click here to\u00a0<\/a><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/beliefbeat\/wp-admin\/void(0);\">follow Belief Beat on Twitter<\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Six GOP presidential hopefuls schlepped for votes Wednesday\u00a0at a candidates forum hosted by the Republican Jewish Coalition (insert your own SNL Coffee Talk joke here). Background notes: Jews\u00a0make up less than 2 percent of the U.S. population and vote overwhelmingly Democrat. But Republicans see opportunities to make inroads\u00a0by appealing to socially conservative Orthodox Jewish voters\u00a0and&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,1,2],"tags":[294,563,395,24,26,28,566,293,565,145,296,567,564,562],"class_list":["post-1285","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-news","category-politics","tag-gov-jon-huntsman","tag-gov-mitt-romney","tag-gov-rick-perry","tag-israel","tag-jews","tag-judaism","tag-orthodox-jews","tag-rep-michele-bachmann","tag-rep-newt-gingrich","tag-republican-jewish-coalition","tag-republicans","tag-rjc","tag-sen-rick-santorum","tag-the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v23.9 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Fun Friday: What GOP Hopefuls &amp; NY Middle Schoolers Have in Common - Belief Beat<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/beliefbeat\/2011\/12\/fun-friday-what-gop-hopefuls-ny-middle-schoolers-have-in-common.html\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Fun Friday: What GOP Hopefuls &amp; NY Middle Schoolers Have in Common - Belief Beat\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Six GOP presidential hopefuls schlepped for votes Wednesday\u00a0at a candidates forum hosted by the Republican Jewish Coalition (insert your own SNL Coffee Talk joke here). 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