{"id":1265,"date":"2011-12-02T12:41:16","date_gmt":"2011-12-02T17:41:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/beliefbeat\/?p=1265"},"modified":"2011-12-02T12:58:06","modified_gmt":"2011-12-02T17:58:06","slug":"fun-friday-colberts-reax-to-mass-changes-religion-reporters-ready-to-mingle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/beliefbeat\/2011\/12\/fun-friday-colberts-reax-to-mass-changes-religion-reporters-ready-to-mingle.html","title":{"rendered":"Fun Friday: Colbert&#8217;s Reax to Mass Changes, Israel Backs Off Un-Kosher Ads &amp; Religion Reporters Ready to Mingle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Catholic comedian Stephen Colbert<a href=\"http:\/\/www.colbertnation.com\/the-colbert-report-videos\/403247\/november-29-2011\/yahweh-or-no-way---altered-catholic-mass--papal-seat-belt---offensive-vodka-ad?xrs=share_copy\" target=\"_blank\"> devoted a &#8220;Yahweh or No Way&#8221; segment\u00a0<\/a>to the <a href=\"http:\/\/newsfeed.time.com\/2011\/11\/09\/english-language-catholic-masses-to-get-new-translation\/\" target=\"_blank\">new English translation of the Roman Missal (Mass<\/a>). Only Colbert could work in references to\u00a0Billy Joel&#8217;s &#8220;We Didn&#8217;t Start the Fire&#8221; and They Might Be Giants&#8217;\u00a0&#8220;Istanbul (Not Contantinople)&#8221; into that story! Plus there&#8217;s\u00a0some funny stuff about Pope Benedict&#8217;s &#8220;need for speed&#8221; and disregard for seatbelt laws in his popemobile, and a ridiculous holiday season shopping ad:<\/p>\n<table style=\"font: 11px arial;color: #333;background-color: #f5f5f5\" width=\"512\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr style=\"background-color: #e5e5e5\" valign=\"center\">\n<td style=\"padding: 2px 1px 0px 5px\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.colbertnation.com\" target=\"_blank\">The Colbert Report<\/a><\/td>\n<td style=\"padding: 2px 5px 0px 5px;text-align: right;font-weight: bold\">Mon &#8211; Thurs 11:30pm \/ 10:30c<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style=\"height: 14px\" valign=\"center\">\n<td style=\"padding: 2px 1px 0px 5px\" colspan=\"2\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.colbertnation.com\/the-colbert-report-videos\/403247\/november-29-2011\/yahweh-or-no-way---altered-catholic-mass--papal-seat-belt---offensive-vodka-ad\" target=\"_blank\">Yahweh or No Way &#8211; Altered Catholic Mass, Papal Seat Belt &amp; Offensive Vodka Ad<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style=\"height: 14px;background-color: #353535\" valign=\"center\">\n<td style=\"padding: 2px 5px 0px 5px;width: 512px;overflow: hidden;text-align: right\" colspan=\"2\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.colbertnation.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">www.colbertnation.com<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"center\">\n<td style=\"padding: 0px\" colspan=\"2\"><object width=\"512\" height=\"288\"><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/media.mtvnservices.com\/mgid:cms:item:comedycentral.com:403247\" \/><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"window\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"flashvars\" value=\"autoPlay=false\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"allownetworking\" value=\"all\" \/><embed width=\"512\" height=\"288\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" src=\"http:\/\/media.mtvnservices.com\/mgid:cms:item:comedycentral.com:403247\" \/><\/object><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style=\"height: 18px\" valign=\"center\">\n<td style=\"padding: 0px\" colspan=\"2\">\n<table style=\"margin: 0px;text-align: center\" width=\"100%\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr valign=\"center\">\n<td style=\"padding: 3px;width: 33%\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.colbertnation.com\/full-episodes\/\" target=\"_blank\">Colbert Report Full Episodes<\/a><\/td>\n<td style=\"padding: 3px;width: 33%\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.indecisionforever.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Political Humor &amp; Satire Blog<\/a><\/td>\n<td style=\"padding: 3px;width: 33%\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.colbertnation.com\/video\" target=\"_blank\">Video Archive<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>In breaking religion news that just made me smile with relief, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jta.org\/news\/article\/2011\/12\/02\/3090538\/american-jews-complain-about-israeli-ads-aimed-at-expats\" target=\"_blank\">JTA reports that Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is canceling an ad <\/a>campaign\u00a0about the <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/beliefbeat\/2011\/11\/israels-anti-american-ads-not-kosher.html\" target=\"_blank\">dangers of Israelis marrying Americans<\/a>. (Your kids might call you Daddy instead of Abba!) On a related note, doesn&#8217;t the &#8220;Ministry of Immigrant Absorption&#8221; sound awfully Orwellian? Maybe it sounds better in Hebrew.<\/p>\n<p>Also, don&#8217;t forget to RSVP if you plan to attend the Dec. 14 religion media networking event in Manhattan:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The Huffington Post, 6th Floor, 770 Broadway (at East 9th Street), 6-8 p.m.,\u00a0Wednesday, Dec. 14<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<div>\n<blockquote><p>Journalists, faith-based public relations professionals and graduate students are invited to mix and mingle over refreshments. \u00a0Co-sponsored by Religion Newswriters Association and the New York chapter of the Religion Communicators Council, the event will include pitching and blogging advice from Huffington Post Religion editor Paul Brandeis Raushenbush, and a drawing for a free registration for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rna.org\/?page=2012_conference\" target=\"_blank\">RNA\u2019s 2012 conference in the Washington, DC area.<\/a>\u00a0Admission $10 for RNA\/RCC members and students, $20 for non-members.\u00a0RSVP to <a href=\"mailto:NicoleMN6@gmail.com\">NicoleMN6@gmail.com<\/a>\u00a0by Dec. 5.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>What do you think? Share your thoughts in the Comments section below.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/beliefbeat\/wp-admin\/void(0);\">Click here to\u00a0<strong>subscribe to Belief Beat\u00a0<\/strong><\/a>and\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/beliefbeat\/wp-admin\/void(0);\">click here to\u00a0<\/a><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/beliefbeat\/wp-admin\/void(0);\">follow Belief Beat on Twitter<\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Catholic comedian Stephen Colbert devoted a &#8220;Yahweh or No Way&#8221; segment\u00a0to the new English translation of the Roman Missal (Mass). Only Colbert could work in references to\u00a0Billy Joel&#8217;s &#8220;We Didn&#8217;t Start the Fire&#8221; and They Might Be Giants&#8217;\u00a0&#8220;Istanbul (Not Contantinople)&#8221; into that story! Plus there&#8217;s\u00a0some funny stuff about Pope Benedict&#8217;s &#8220;need for speed&#8221; and disregard&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,5,1],"tags":[552,205,100,20,14,540,539,24,551,550,547,548,504,549,87],"class_list":["post-1265","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-media","category-news","tag-american-jews","tag-catholic-church","tag-catholicism","tag-catholics","tag-christianity","tag-interfaith-marriage","tag-intermarriage","tag-israel","tag-netanyahu","tag-new-translation","tag-pope-benedixt-xvi","tag-popemobile","tag-rna","tag-roman-missal","tag-stephen-colbert"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v23.9 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Fun Friday: Colbert&#039;s Reax to Mass Changes, Israel Backs Off Un-Kosher Ads &amp; Religion Reporters Ready to Mingle - Belief Beat<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/beliefbeat\/2011\/12\/fun-friday-colberts-reax-to-mass-changes-religion-reporters-ready-to-mingle.html\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Fun Friday: Colbert&#039;s Reax to Mass Changes, Israel Backs Off Un-Kosher Ads &amp; Religion Reporters Ready to Mingle - Belief Beat\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Catholic comedian Stephen Colbert devoted a &#8220;Yahweh or No Way&#8221; segment\u00a0to the new English translation of the Roman Missal (Mass). 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