{"id":7223,"date":"2013-10-28T14:53:40","date_gmt":"2013-10-28T18:53:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/beginnersheart\/?p=7223"},"modified":"2013-10-28T14:53:40","modified_gmt":"2013-10-28T18:53:40","slug":"everyday-glitches-and-first-world-problems","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/beginnersheart\/2013\/10\/everyday-glitches-and-first-world-problems.html","title":{"rendered":"everyday glitches and first-world problems"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/239\/2013\/10\/annoyed.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-7226\" alt=\"annoyed\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/239\/2013\/10\/annoyed.jpg\" width=\"216\" height=\"234\" \/><\/a>It&#8217;s not a big deal, really. Just email. Not my life. And yet&#8230;. I <em>HATE <\/em>it when my email screws up! Allll my hard-won calm goes right out the window. And it doesn&#8217;t help that today is the day I&#8217;m readying for a routine colonscopy tomorrow. Hence, NOTHING to eat.<\/p>\n<p>First world problems, huh? They STILL rankle.<\/p>\n<p>I am the first to admire and respect everyday magic. Unfortunately, I&#8217;m also the first to rail against everyday glitches. I can&#8217;t find the email confirmation of two upcoming trips. In fact, it&#8217;s like those trips never were planned, for all they show up in my email.<\/p>\n<p>I <em>rely<\/em> on my email! It&#8217;s supposed to be constant &#8212; I have a totally non-Buddhist <em>attachment<\/em> to it. Sigh. In fact, it annoys me GREATLY to have it disappear like it fell into a black h0le. And my annoyance annoys me even further!<\/p>\n<p>Sheesh.<a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/239\/2013\/10\/email-bomb.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-7224\" alt=\"email bomb\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/239\/2013\/10\/email-bomb.jpg\" width=\"144\" height=\"95\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So I&#8217;m trying to breeeeeathe. Stretch and relax. Remember all the folks in the world who don&#8217;t have insurance for routine medical procedures. Don&#8217;t have computers. Don&#8217;t get to go to a national conference with really cool speakers &amp; sessions. Don&#8217;t get to go see their 5-month-old grandson.<\/p>\n<p>And it helps. It helps. Because email really is a first-world benefit. As are travel schedules. And sometimes you just need to remember what&#8217;s important. Especially when you\u00a0 get annoyed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s not a big deal, really. 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