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\"\"<\/a>Today a student in one of my classes sent me a Unitarian joke (thanks, Terry!). I’ve heard variations on it before, but this one — the best — struck me as worth sharing. Here it is:<\/p>\n

How many Unitarian Universalists does it take to change a light bulb?<\/em>
\n We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb.<\/em>
\n However, if in your own journey, you have found that light bulbs work for you, that is fine.<\/em>
\n You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal<\/em>
\n relationship with your light bulb and present it next month at our annual Light Bulb Sunday<\/em>
\n Service. We will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent,<\/em>
\n fluorescent, three-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to<\/em>
\n luminescence.\"\"<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

Of course I posted this on my FB page :). And of course my friends — many of whom are UU — responded with the worst puns: planting bulbs, a little child shall LED them, etc. You can imagine.<\/p>\n

The joke is worth sharing (and discussing) in part because of the truth of it. We (Unitarians) do feel that way about faith, about religion, about belief, about divinity, about a lot of things. And that’s the reason I tell people I’m not only a Buddhist, but also a Unitarian. Actually I think they’re kind of the same thing… Except that all UUs don’t follow all Buddhist principles, although they respect them.<\/p>\n

But the two systems of belief do share one important tenet: respect for the interdependent web of all existence of which we are a part<\/em><\/a>. I think I’m safe saying (because who am I to speak for either religion??) that’s a common point. In Buddhism you’d call it ‘ dependent arising<\/a>.’<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>I’m not sure about the chicken\/ egg of faith: do we choose our belief(s) based on who we are? Do we believe and then find a faith that fits our beliefs? Or do our beliefs render us unable to change? Shape us as Christians, Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists…Unitarians?<\/p>\n

I’ve always believed in the web — if you’ve read this blog more than once, you’ve heard me talk about it. \ud83d\ude42 So did I choose my belief based on that? Or did my ecumenical polyglot childhood shape me into a Buddhist and Unitarian — seeing and loving the web long before I had the words for it?<\/p>\n

It’s a light bulb I’m still debating :). With the help of my community of Light Bulb Service attendees, I may eventually get it screwed in, turned on, and providing light :).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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