1.0Astrological Musingshttps://www.beliefnet.com/columnists/astrologicalmusingsLynn Hayeshttps://www.beliefnet.com/columnists/astrologicalmusings/author/lynnhayesToday's Comedy Minute - Astrological Musingsrich600338<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="BvEOtDV35d"><a href="https://www.beliefnet.com/columnists/astrologicalmusings/2007/07/todays-comedy-minute.html">Today’s Comedy Minute</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://www.beliefnet.com/columnists/astrologicalmusings/2007/07/todays-comedy-minute.html/embed#?secret=BvEOtDV35d" width="600" height="338" title="“Today’s Comedy Minute” — Astrological Musings" data-secret="BvEOtDV35d" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script type="text/javascript">
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In a world where Jupiter and Pluto are both in Sagittarius, taking expansion to ridiculous extremes and the mundane becomes an ideological fixation in the case of the Cult of the Iphone, here is an anthem for our time from the very entertaining David Pogue of the New York Times.