A friend sent me this and I had a good chuckle, so I pass it along in hopes it brightens your day as well. I must admit I like the last one best! <\/p>\n
With love and aloha,
Susan <\/p>\n
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: <\/b> <\/p>\n
1. He called everyone brother <\/p>\n
2. He liked Gospel <\/p>\n
3. He didn’t get a fair trial <\/p>\n
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: <\/b> <\/p>\n
1. He went into His Father’s business <\/p>\n
2. He lived at home until he was 33 <\/p>\n
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God <\/p>\n
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian: <\/b> <\/p>\n
1. He talked with His hands <\/p>\n
2. He had wine with His meals <\/p>\n
3. He used olive oil <\/p>\n
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian <\/b>: <\/p>\n
1. He never cut His hair <\/p>\n
2. He walked around barefoot all the time <\/p>\n
3. He started a new religion <\/p>\n
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian <\/b>: <\/p>\n
1. He was at peace with nature <\/p>\n
2. He ate a lot of fish <\/p>\n
3. He talked about the Great Spirit <\/p>\n
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish: <\/b> <\/p>\n
1. He never got married. <\/p>\n
2. He was always telling stories. <\/p>\n
3. He loved green pastures. <\/p>\n
But the most compelling evidence of all – 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman: <\/b> <\/p>\n
1. He fed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was virtually no food <\/p>\n
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it <\/p>\n
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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