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\"\"<\/a>FRESH OUT OF Army parachute school, I was about to make the first jump with my new outfit, the elite 82nd Airborne Division and I was scared. I had heard the stories about rookie jumpers who had been summarily banished from the division when their nerve failed.<\/p>\n

As soon as the green light came on, the jump master screamed, “Stand up!” but my body wouldn’t obey. Then the veteran next to me came to my rescue. A look of utter contempt on his face, he took the action that enabled me to rise: he unsnapped my seat belt.
\nContributed to “Humor In Uniform” by Larry Weaver<\/p>\n

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