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\"\"<\/a>Visiting a new port is always exciting, and when our destroyer docked in Kiel, Germany, it was no different. In fact, one of my men was awestruck.<\/p>\n

\u201cLook, Chief,\u201d he whispered excitedly. \u201cThey have Volkswagens over here too!\u201d
\n— Ralph Gross<\/p>\n

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Visiting a new port is always exciting, and when our destroyer docked in Kiel, Germany, it was no different. 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